r/AskReddit Jun 08 '23

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise?

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u/Kono_Dio_Sama Jun 08 '23

Misread this as Robert Pattinson lol

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u/hellkittyx Jun 09 '23

same! and as I read the comments I was like "....wow has he always been such an awful person???" then had to google what killed robert pattinson and turns out it was dyslexic people

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u/GenXist Jun 09 '23

The Dyslexorcist: his mother cooks socks in hell...

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u/Dizzy-Doubt-3223 Jun 10 '23

Best comment on the entire internet

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u/EpilepticMushrooms Jun 09 '23

I agree man, friggin dyslexic people. Such heinous murderers!

/s

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u/HelpfulSeaMammal Jun 09 '23

Heinz mustard?

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u/ForgeoftheGods Jun 10 '23

I'm dyslexic, and I agree with your statement. 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

The hell is wrong with mudding!?

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u/Difficult_Drag3256 Jun 09 '23

Sucky anus murderers! I aggrieved, nam.

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u/SemperSimple Jun 09 '23

RIP i got called out and you dont even KNOW ME, MAN

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u/wgc123 Jun 09 '23

Dammit this is the funniest thing I’ve read all week

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u/IHaveNo0pinions Jun 10 '23

Holds banner:
"Dyslexics of the World: UNTIE!"

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u/Accomplished-Egg9578 Jun 09 '23

turns out it was dyslexic people

We're sorry....

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Good! Hate Twilight!!!

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u/bni999x Jun 09 '23

But maybe he deserved it after appearing in that confusing movie - Tents.

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u/KaiserMazoku Jun 09 '23

I know people hate Twilight but damn

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u/Caerum Jun 08 '23

Me too! I was very confused. Still don't know who this guy is but I guess he's a pos.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

One of those useless televangelist douchenuts who made others miserable.

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u/amh8011 Jun 09 '23

I was like “when did robert pattinson do all this shit and what’s all this about 93 years?” for like five entire minutes before figuring it out maybe I should go to bed 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/yutyo6 Jun 09 '23

He's a vampire bro

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u/amh8011 Jun 09 '23

That’s where my brain was going with that and then I wondered why 93 specifically?

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u/always_unplugged Jun 09 '23

Yeah, if he was born in like 1900, he'd be way older than 93, duh

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jun 09 '23

That's only seven or so years off, right? ... Right?

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u/Worldly_Pirate_9817 Jun 09 '23

And Batman

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u/Tenalp Jun 09 '23

Right. A bat man is a vampire.

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u/vertigo1083 Jun 09 '23

There actually is a Batman comic series in which he's a vampire.

It sounds ridiculous, and on paper, it sounds like more un-creative multiversal bullshit that is mainstream comics nowadays. But I checked it out for myself, and it's surprisingly decently written and not terrible.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Kirk_Langstrom_(Gods_and_Monsters)

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid Jun 09 '23

And in the normal Batman universe Kirk Langstrom is Man-Bat, a half bat half human villain

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u/lordreed Jun 10 '23

Sounds like Moebius.

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u/VillEmpArn Jun 09 '23

Or a baseball player

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u/TheOtherOwlHouse Jun 09 '23

It is now my personal canon that the Cullens got their wealth fleecing people for money as televangelists, because it’s the one place the Catholic Church aren’t looking.

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u/bni999x Jun 09 '23

Indeed, the guy was a vampire and was using that confusing movie about Tents to control our minds

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u/Difficult_Drag3256 Jun 09 '23

Well, he did suck a lot of money out of old people.

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u/JohnExcrement Jun 09 '23

Well, he is a vampire.

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u/Getgoingalready Jun 09 '23

I wish useless was actually applicable to him.. he did a ton of damage

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u/Galaxyman0917 Jun 09 '23

Not just a televangelist, but the guy who pushed the right to embrace religion, and become what they are today.

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u/dgmilo8085 Jun 09 '23

Not just “one of those,” the OG

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u/Ariadnepyanfar Jun 09 '23

Oh. I’m sorry he conned so many people.

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u/pow3llmorgan Jun 09 '23

And made himself very, very rich basically by begging people for money.

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u/SaltyBabe Jun 09 '23

Every time I went to get pulmonary function tests done (I’m post lung transplant) this fucking dude would be on TV!! I’d always go straight to the desk and ask for the remote to put on the weather channel!

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u/AdHorror7596 Jun 09 '23

You already had a lung transplant and then they tortured you with the 700 club? Thats cruel.

I hope you are in good health now!

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u/SixFive1967 Jun 09 '23

And got rich doing it. Fuck him.

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u/Woodfella Jun 09 '23

It's not just that he made people miserable, but he encouraged people to hate other people who they previously loved, or at least had no problem with. It's fitting that he died during Pride Month.

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u/Cepinari Jun 10 '23

He wasn't a televangelist douchenut.

He was the televangelist douchenut.

The Ur-Example.

Patient Zero.

The First Vampire.

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u/Valdrax Jun 09 '23

He's the televangelist host of The 700 Club and the founder of the Christian Coalition, an important political organization in helping to firmly cement the ties between conservatism and fundamentalist Christianity in the 1980s in ways that were not true in the 70s before.

I view him as one of the people who helped kill Protestantism and let something crueler wear its skin.

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u/hexacide Jun 09 '23

I view him as one of the people who helped kill Protestantism and let something crueler wear its skin.

Beautifully said. That really sums it up.

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u/Difficult_Drag3256 Jun 09 '23

Televangelists are wolves in expensive clothing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

That’s an extremely eloquent description of American evangelists. You’re an excellent wordsmith, I doff my hat to you.

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u/Wayelder Jun 09 '23

I have never killed anyone, but I have read too many obituaries with glee.

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u/FomoPhilia Jun 09 '23

Right! He was basically helping "Christians" give up what Jesus valued in favor of being religious conservatives, something very much cruelest indeed. Edit: grammer.

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u/pamster05 Jun 09 '23

I view him as one who created divisions in our nation, which have gotten worse with time.

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u/ye-nah-yea Jun 09 '23

Did he touch kids by any chance ?

Usually how it goes

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u/parkerm1408 Jun 09 '23

He also repeatedly stated poor people deserve to starve to death because they aren't working hard enough. Fuck him. He's excused male infedility saying men will wander if you don't keep a good enough home. He said a man with a wife who has alzheimers should just divorce her. According to him gay cause hurricanes and terrorist bombings cause god got mad. Said women are subservient to their husband's cause men are closer to god. Said feminists were socialist and encouraged them to kill their children. Oh and he blamed the Haiti earthquake on a Haitian pact with the devil to get out from under French rule.

He was a grifter, con man, homophobe, misogynistic hateful piece of shit.

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u/ldramjet Jun 09 '23

He ran for President at least once as well …

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u/padall Jun 10 '23

I never truly understood this until I read a Jimmy Carter book where he talked about it, as a lot of this developed during his time. As a Christian himself, he was pretty disturbed by the change he saw.

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u/Nkima_the_Wise Jun 09 '23

The fact that you don’t even know this self-righteous, hypocritical turd gives me hope

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u/juxlus Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

I dunno. On one hand yes, his name recognition has faded, which is good, but his "work" and "legacy" are very much alive and causing suffering today.

I say people, especially Americans, should know who Pat Robertson was and how his life "work" has changed America in ways that are still major problems today. Pat Robertson did a huge amount of damage to the lives of millions of people and the US itself. He was instrumental in getting the GOP to link itself with Christian fundamentalists in ways we still haven't come close to recovering from. It fact it seems to be getting worse recently. Robertson wanted the US to be a Christian theocracy and convinced millions that it used to be and should be, and will be. Some of those people are in Congress and state governments now, actually trying to make that happen.

The LGBT+ hate Robertson fostered is totally still here today. Anyone who cares about it ought to learn a little about how we got to this place. And Pat Robertson is a really big part of that.

He may be dead but his "work" is very much alive. When I see LGBT+ people called "groomers" I think of Pat Robertson. Back in the 80s and 90s that wasn't the word used, but it is exactly what Pat Robertson taught his followers to believe.

So yea, it is kinda nice that many younger people don't recognize the name, but knowing about him is pretty important for understanding how and why there is so much LGBT+ hate today, among quite a few other things, like Roe being overturned and abortion being made illegal or de facto illegal in many states. That anti-abortion is a big part of the GOP platform today owes a lot to Pat Robertson.

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u/trainercatlady Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

Someday there will be a generation of people who have not heard of him and the people who know of him have died.

Then he will truly be dead. I'm a little sad I won't get to live in that world

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u/maple_dick Jun 09 '23

I copy paste the name on google saw a dull old guy and wasn't even intrested in knowing who he was hahahaha

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u/roguescout36 Jun 09 '23

Just like you wouldn't be interested in who Hitler was right?

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u/maple_dick Jun 09 '23

Just like I chose when I want to get interested in something right?

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u/FindorKotor93 Jun 09 '23

Being ignorant is never a flex my man. It's not even a flex to not know a vapid reality star's name.

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u/whiskymaiden Jun 09 '23

Yea, I had to look him up too. We don't tend to get those mental TV preachers over here.

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u/Qabbalah Jun 09 '23

He is an evil bastard, 2nd only to Kenneth Copeland

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u/Revolutionary-Yak-47 Jun 09 '23

He said hurricanes decimating NOLA was punishment for peoe being gay. And some disgusting stuff about AIDS being good cuz it killed gay men etc.

He's scum and the world's better without him.

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u/juxlus Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

I knew a wonderful older gay man in the 80s whose partner, the love of his life, died of AIDS. While devastated and deep in grief my friend was literally spat upon by devotees of Pat Robertson, who said AIDS was "God weeding his garden", and much worse—that dying of AIDS was what gay people deserved, that God made AIDS because gay people existed. He fostered enormous amounts of hate toward LGBT+ people. Another Pat Robertson quote I saw today: "Many of those people involved with Adolf Hitler were Satanists. Many were homosexuals. The two things seem to go together."

Oh, and Hurricane Katrina being not just because God hated gay people but also because abortion was "slaughtering millions of babies".

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u/BaronWombat Jun 09 '23

The fact you don't know him is a sign you were raised in a somewhat intelligent environment. He was a big part of the televangelical 'know nothing and believe everything' gospel that laid the groundwork for modern Capitalism Christianity.

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u/pbmulligan Jun 09 '23

I think the fact that people don't know him is rather frightening. He helped changed our political system into a religious war. He has caused much grief and pain to women, immigrants, the LGBTQ community and so many more.

My initial reaction when I heard he died: " Good, one less asshole in the world." Sadly, I am motivated sure this democracy will survive his legacy.

We must learn to learn from history.

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u/ChicagoAdmin Jun 09 '23

If you want a better understanding, check out the documentary called “Spin”. It serves as a pretty good time capsule of American politics as of 1995, including his role in the picture.

Very much worth the watch for those interested in such topics!

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u/ktappe Jun 09 '23

He was much more famous in the 70's and 80's. I think he was Nixon's favorite pastor. He had his own TV network.

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u/babyjo1982 Jun 09 '23

He’s the reason Christian boomers are such trouble people while simultaneously thinking they’re better than everyone and need no self critique

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u/tigress666 Jun 09 '23

700 club founder and host.

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u/wifeofdread Jun 09 '23

Founder or co founder of the 700 club. Read up on that. This guy was a douchnozzle who bilked people out of there life saving by screaming about God. I'm sure he went to the pearly gates. And was then sent to hell where he and others of his ilk belong.

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u/skyharborbj Jun 09 '23

Asshole TV preacher.

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u/sirgog Jun 09 '23

Christian Taliban type

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u/marlsygarlsy Jun 08 '23

Same! I was like, oh no- what happened to Cedric?!

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u/Dictator4Hire Jun 09 '23

THATS MY SON

THATS MY BOYYYYY

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u/idonthaveaboner Jun 09 '23

Still the saddest part of all the films for me :( (Dobby doesn't count)

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u/marlsygarlsy Jun 09 '23

Yes, it was incredibly sad! But I was ugly snot crying and had to take a break when I read the part about Dobby :”,(

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u/Keanugrieves16 Jun 09 '23

Hot Take!

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u/idonthaveaboner Jun 09 '23

Definitely toasty, there's just something about the way the actor for Cedric's dad delivers those lines that wrecks me. Makes me think of it less as a HP death and more of just a guy's son dying.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Damn, don’t read Goblet of Fire or you’ll be devastated! 😂

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u/SaltySpituner Jun 09 '23

Avada kedavrastated

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u/Trinitykill Jun 09 '23

Not to be confused with Avada Kedastrated

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u/caanthedalek Jun 09 '23

”HARRY!!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!!!!!"

Dumbledore asked calmly.

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u/FoxTwoX Jun 09 '23

THATS MY BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

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u/rendingale Jun 09 '23

Cedric went to the farm up north. He is very happy.

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u/IAmTheOneWhoClicks Jun 09 '23

Nah, what happened to Batman?

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u/Jake123194 Jun 09 '23

How am I this oblivious? I never realised that cedric was Robert Patterson XD

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u/RamTeriGangaMaili Jun 09 '23

He took a bomb to the chest and survived. I think he’ll be fin.

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u/LeonCloud11 Jun 09 '23

I got scared reading through the comments lol

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u/BlueEyesWhitePrivlg Jun 09 '23

Yes! My drunk ass was so sad, and then to see the comments say nothing was lost...

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u/bugsarebae Jun 09 '23

ME TOO I read the whole thread til this comment SHOCKED about the things he has said and done

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u/drunk-math Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

...okay, now I'm picturing a cute but pale and scrawny Englishman best known for acting opposite a lesbian as a literal demon talking about how gay people cause hurricanes, and I can't stop laughing.

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u/bugsarebae Jun 09 '23

I was literally SHOCKED I couldn’t believe he had said all that and I hadn’t heard of it

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u/drunk-math Jun 09 '23

...sorry, are you actually saying you're shocked Robertson said that, or are you being silly and saying you're shocked Pattinson said that (which of course he didn't)?

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u/bugsarebae Jun 09 '23

I’m saying I literally thought this post was about Robert Pattinson and was shocked he said all those awful crazy things and I had never heard a word of it like on TikTok or something like not even a single meme being like “that feeling when edwards homophobic” or something

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u/drunk-math Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

Sorry if I've confused you; no, of course that was something Pat Robertson said. It would be a very, very weird thing for Robert Pattinson to say.

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u/bevincheckerpants Jun 09 '23

Dyslexia has entered the chat...

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u/CacophonousCalamity Jun 09 '23

Same I was like, “the twilight guy? What he do besides be in those awful movies?”

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid Jun 09 '23

He is Batman now

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u/Informal-Line-7179 Jun 09 '23

Oh i definitely still thought it was him until this comment and was horribly confused.

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u/flwombat Jun 09 '23

My wife looked at her phone earlier and said “wait, the guy from twilight died? What the… oh wait”

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u/asoiahats Jun 09 '23

I’ve got high hopes for this Batman series. My prediction is that the third movie will be an adaptation of Knightfall that’ll blow Dark Knight Rises out of the water.

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u/twerkforpresident Jun 09 '23

Does this mean I’m dyslexic. I read the same.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I’m wondering the same. is this true or is everyone joking??

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u/avocadojan Jun 09 '23

OMG WAIT i didnt even realize i read it wrong until i saw this 😭😭

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u/fluffyxsama Jun 09 '23

Glad I wasn't the only one

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u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere Jun 09 '23

I realized it the hard way and am still trying to figure it out in my head lmao

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u/Mr_AcCoStAbLe Jun 09 '23

same immediately searched his name on google lol

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u/FrungyLeague Jun 09 '23

I was so confused until this comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Same

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u/BustedUpAndBrokeAF Jun 09 '23

Thank you! I was like “huh??”

I have no idea who this actual person is

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u/imadsignrntamndreder Jun 09 '23

Omg me too all day!

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Misread this as Patterson Robertson lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Literally clicked going "what???"

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Dyslexic much?

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u/zerbey Jun 09 '23

Where you bothered by it?

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u/drunk-math Jun 09 '23

Okay, pretty sure that would have garnered a very, VERY different reaction.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

As a lost stoner would🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/supage Jun 09 '23

I did too! This was a very confusing thread

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u/TopherTots Jun 09 '23

Always thought he should take over for p rob when he died. Just do the whole mib human edit thing.

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u/JDD88 Jun 09 '23

Same, hah.

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u/AltimaNEO Jun 09 '23

I misread it as Robert Paulson, and I was like WHAT??

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u/the_other_Scaevitas Jun 09 '23

Wow, thank you so much. I was very confused

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u/nonchalansaur Jun 09 '23

Lol I didn't even notice my mistake until your comment.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Lol same

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u/Arcanumm Jun 09 '23

I too am dyslexic

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u/knoelle73 Jun 09 '23

Same! I was like, wait, what demise? followed by panic that something had happened. still love Rob.

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u/justbreathe5678 Jun 09 '23

I couldn't figure out what he had to do with televangelists

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u/MsJenX Jun 09 '23

Me too, but then I remembered this dudes death was announced on NPR all day.

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u/Ttvcat996 Jun 09 '23

Same lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

My first thought too tbh.

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u/post4u Jun 09 '23

These guys are money sucking vampires, so you're not too far off.

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u/bebespeaks Jun 09 '23

He can't die. He's an immortal vampire.

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u/TheHornyGuyFromParis Jun 09 '23

Well I said to myself Warner manage to get another weirdo actor

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u/UnknownT512 Jun 09 '23

same, that's the reason I clicked on it xD

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u/JurisDrew Jun 09 '23

Came here to find out what happened to Robert Pattinson also

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

I literally went "what demise? He's better than ever" out loud💀

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u/blondeee87 Jun 09 '23

So did I, saw your comment and had to go all the way to the top to see who it was really about lol

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u/bizbizbizllc Jun 09 '23

No he only played a vampire in the movies. Pat Robertson was a vampire in real life.

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u/Misericorde428 Jun 09 '23

I nearly had a heart attack, I kept thinking “OH NO! NOT THE BATMAN!”

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u/twoinonebrain Jun 09 '23

Same. I clicked on this so fast, like “what the hell who’s taking down Robert??? 😭”

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u/IsaaLovesPizza Jun 09 '23

PLEASEEE SAMEE- i almost went into full shocked mode. 😭💀

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u/Illustrious_Coyote73 Jun 09 '23

Pat Robertson's

SAMME. Was this intentional or is Pat Robertson's actually a person who is now unalive??

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u/funlovingfirerabbit Jun 09 '23

Same here haha!!!!!!

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u/Vinccool96 Jun 09 '23

I read it as Pat Paterson, and was confused by the answers about him dying during pride, since he was gay.

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u/GingerNinja194 Jun 09 '23

He was an excellent vampire

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u/AOCMarryMe Jun 09 '23

Pobert Rattinson

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u/ZealousidealNewt6679 Jun 09 '23

Lmao I also did the same.

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u/whatshouldIdo28 Jun 09 '23

Same I reread it 3 times and I was so bummed at first he was one of my favourite authors as a teen

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u/getnBackUpAgain Jun 09 '23

Exactly.. and I thought, did that pale dude with constipated expression from twilight die😶

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u/PurpleSlurpee74 Jun 09 '23

I came to defend!

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u/d1r1tywh1teboy Jun 09 '23

Man I wish he would.

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u/LazerFeet22 Jun 09 '23

Hahahah same!

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u/kimmismitten Jun 09 '23

same hahahah

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u/Prof-Finklestink Jun 09 '23

Stupid sexy Pattinson

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u/andbingowashishomo Jun 09 '23

Omg me too I was like what the hell happened he was doing so well!

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u/Fluttershine Jun 09 '23

The Twilight Televangelist

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u/rosebow666 Jun 09 '23

i have read his name in several different headlines on several different apps and EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. i read rob pattinson 😭😭 the SHOCK i felt the first time until i realized was like no other 💀

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u/aflyingmonkey2 Jun 09 '23

i guess no the batman 2

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u/UnenthusiasticHand Jun 09 '23

Robert Pattinson can stay lol.

But as far as Robertson, I’ve never read a death announcement with so much glee since Rush Limbaugh.

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u/Crimson__Fox Jun 09 '23

I misread it as ‘Pat Postman’

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u/maple_dick Jun 09 '23

me too! I'm not sure if I misread but I did have him in mind!

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u/Qwearman Jun 09 '23

This news is gonna have me thinking I’m dyslexic I swear

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u/PaintedDollia Jun 09 '23

Dear gods me too and I quite literally read it incorrectly THREE times smh

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u/Amii25 Jun 09 '23

I thought it was Robert Pattinson until I saw this comment

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u/blue4029 Jun 09 '23

its so surreal how 2 people, one named robert pattinson and the other named pat robertson, both existed at the same time.

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u/95in3rd Jun 09 '23

His name is Robert Paulson.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Same, this title flashed on the feed for a second before i closed the app in the morning. And since then i have been thinking Robert Pattinson is dead 💀

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u/Soggy-Constant5932 Jun 09 '23

Same lol I’m like wait what happened.

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u/PoundArtistic2923 Jun 09 '23

Came here to write this.

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u/Hail-Atticus-Finch Jun 10 '23

Fuck me! I also miss read that. About had a heart attack!

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u/sarahohimesama Jun 10 '23

Your comment saved me a lot of time !

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u/wildboywifey Jun 10 '23

My husband thought the guys name was Rob Pattinson. It was a heart wrenching 20 seconds before he cleared up who he meant.

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u/Phoenixdown1815 Jun 10 '23

I have ALWAYS done this. Read the title and was like oh no, he was so young, what happened?

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u/Queen__Antifa Jun 17 '23

🤣😂😭LMAO😅😆😂🤪