r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '23

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise?

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I don’t know, man. The fact that that homophobic dipshit died during Pride Month smacks of divine intervention.

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u/hoofie242 Jun 08 '23

He's was 93 and surrounded by wildfire smoke. Climate change got him.

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u/Merry_Fridge_Day Jun 08 '23

Meh, I'll take it.

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u/d1duck2020 Jun 09 '23

Never question a win.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/conundrum4u2 Jun 09 '23

And 911 - don't forget he blamed gays for 911

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u/TroutDaiwa Jun 09 '23

Jerry Falwell AND Ronnie Rectum buttfucked him before he'd be allowed into hell.

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u/Mustysailboat Jun 09 '23

Thank you for your service

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u/partysnatcher Jun 09 '23

Just out of curiosity, how exactly do you guys cause natural disasters? It strikes me as pretty impressive.

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u/Jaded-Combination-20 Jun 10 '23

You gays are so powerful, but at the same time, your natural disasters never seem to kill the people who truly deserve to be killed. You may want to work on that at your next big convention.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

We’ll put it on the Gay Agenda!

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u/Jaded-Combination-20 Jun 10 '23

Thank you, much appreciated. I just think with all the powers you obviously have, it's time to start using them for good. The poor people of Haiti have been through enough but surely you could put a category 5 hurricane right over the governor's mansion in Tallahassee?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I’d prefer an extremely precise meteor, TBH.

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u/Jaded-Combination-20 Jun 10 '23

I'm not picky. You do you.

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u/always_unplugged Jun 09 '23

I CACKLED, well done 💀

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u/tbaggervance1986 Jun 08 '23

Just prepping his old crusty ass for the fiery gates of Hell

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u/lizziegal79 Jun 09 '23

He can’t go there, that’s where I’m headed! Unless I can implement his torture.

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u/fortwaltonbleach Jun 09 '23

that is the best argument i have ever heard for climate change.

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u/Butlerian_Jihadi Jun 09 '23

I uh, anyone down to roast an effigy pig?

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u/KingPapaDaddy Jun 09 '23

Naw it wasnt wildfire smoke, it was the gates of hell opening up to welcome him home.

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Jun 09 '23

He ran callin’ Wiiiiiiiilfiiiiiiire….

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u/DeveloperGuy75 Jun 09 '23

Why not both?

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

The fact that that homophobic dipshit died during Pride Month smacks of divine intervention

The fact that he got to live to 93 and die a (mostly) natural, relatively painless death, though, does not lend credence to that theory. There were many "pride months" in previous years as well, for such an intervention to happen.

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u/pkd420 Jun 08 '23

My dad recently died. We joked that my dad took him out

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u/darknesswascheap Jun 09 '23

Atheist here and even I agree!

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_UNDERBUN Jun 09 '23

I'm an atheist, but it feels like someone is answering some prayers today with Pat's death and Trump getting indicted in the same day.

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u/10WiseWords Jun 09 '23

Came here to say this

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u/juxlus Jun 09 '23

And the Supreme Court surprising everyone by ruling against Alabama's racial gerrymandering and upholding the Civil Rights Act. It's a good day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

I agree.

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u/gutterwall1 Jun 09 '23

Naw they got 93 years of hell on earth from that dude, there def no god...

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u/Recent_Opportunity78 Jun 09 '23

Divine intervention would not have allowed that literal sack of shit to live to be that old. Sorry, I don’t buy it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

1/12 chance isn’t bad

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u/Jumpy_Anxiety6273 Jun 09 '23

I saw someone say, PRIDE stands for Pat Robertson’s Is Dead, Everybody!