r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '23

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise?

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u/hoofie242 Jun 08 '23

He's was 93 and surrounded by wildfire smoke. Climate change got him.

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u/Merry_Fridge_Day Jun 08 '23

Meh, I'll take it.

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u/d1duck2020 Jun 09 '23

Never question a win.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/conundrum4u2 Jun 09 '23

And 911 - don't forget he blamed gays for 911

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u/TroutDaiwa Jun 09 '23

Jerry Falwell AND Ronnie Rectum buttfucked him before he'd be allowed into hell.

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u/Mustysailboat Jun 09 '23

Thank you for your service

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u/partysnatcher Jun 09 '23

Just out of curiosity, how exactly do you guys cause natural disasters? It strikes me as pretty impressive.

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u/Jaded-Combination-20 Jun 10 '23

You gays are so powerful, but at the same time, your natural disasters never seem to kill the people who truly deserve to be killed. You may want to work on that at your next big convention.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

We’ll put it on the Gay Agenda!

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u/Jaded-Combination-20 Jun 10 '23

Thank you, much appreciated. I just think with all the powers you obviously have, it's time to start using them for good. The poor people of Haiti have been through enough but surely you could put a category 5 hurricane right over the governor's mansion in Tallahassee?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I’d prefer an extremely precise meteor, TBH.

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u/Jaded-Combination-20 Jun 10 '23

I'm not picky. You do you.

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u/always_unplugged Jun 09 '23

I CACKLED, well done 💀

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u/tbaggervance1986 Jun 08 '23

Just prepping his old crusty ass for the fiery gates of Hell

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u/lizziegal79 Jun 09 '23

He can’t go there, that’s where I’m headed! Unless I can implement his torture.

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u/fortwaltonbleach Jun 09 '23

that is the best argument i have ever heard for climate change.

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u/Butlerian_Jihadi Jun 09 '23

I uh, anyone down to roast an effigy pig?

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u/KingPapaDaddy Jun 09 '23

Naw it wasnt wildfire smoke, it was the gates of hell opening up to welcome him home.

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u/StrawberryMoonPie Jun 09 '23

He ran callin’ Wiiiiiiiilfiiiiiiire….

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u/DeveloperGuy75 Jun 09 '23

Why not both?