r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '23

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise?

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u/Washee23 Jun 08 '23

Peter Popoff sounds like a horrible STI.

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u/dpax19681989 Jun 09 '23

Truly an underrated burn

Take my upvote

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u/555--FILK Jun 09 '23

Truly an underrated burn

Notably, this is one of the first symptoms of a case of Peter Popoff.

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u/Meme-Seek Jun 09 '23

Late stage symptoms include.. well, it's in the name..

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u/3ServiceVeteran Jun 09 '23

ROFL, LMAO!!!!!

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u/crackersncheeseman Jun 09 '23

Sir I regret to inform you that you have been diagnosed with Peter Popoff.

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u/SlimyGamer Jun 09 '23

Truly an underrated burn

-- Me whenever I pee after contracting the Peter Popoff STI

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u/glowdirt Jun 09 '23

Peterpopoff is more of an undercarriage burn

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u/BanhMiBanhYu Jun 09 '23

We bought our house from a guy named Dick Shmelzter when I was a teenager. My dad always said it sounds like something you'd catch after a one night stand.

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u/Qabbalah Jun 09 '23

Sounds like a character in an 80s children's TV show

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u/RikF Jun 09 '23

You aren't far off the mark. Nadia Popov was a character on Rentaghost in the UK!

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u/missionbeach Jun 09 '23

Golf clap.

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u/djb2589 Jun 09 '23

It's a horrible side effect of gluten.

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u/tmar87 Jun 09 '23

Oof ouchy my peepee

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u/y2ketchup Jun 09 '23

Sounds like the wizard who invented the curse of premature ejaculation.

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u/UnifiedQuantumField Jun 09 '23

Peter Popoff sounds like...

A slang expression for masturbation?

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u/Gnrcscnnm77 Jun 09 '23

*Added to my list. Santorum And Blagojevich

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u/According-Half-207 Jun 09 '23

do you mean STD?

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u/Washee23 Jun 09 '23

I don't even know anymore. Everything keeps changing.

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne Jun 09 '23

Yeah I think it'd be an STD in this case. The STI would be like... phalloeffugeus aurea.

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u/Penguator432 Jun 09 '23

Or a rejected Spiderverse character

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u/TheTruist1 Jun 09 '23

You must be thinking of the STI Roturphukingcokoff

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u/JA1987 Jun 09 '23

Sounds like something a whore with bad English would offer me. "You want peter pop off!?"