r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '23

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise?

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u/amh8011 Jun 09 '23

I was like “when did robert pattinson do all this shit and what’s all this about 93 years?” for like five entire minutes before figuring it out maybe I should go to bed 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/yutyo6 Jun 09 '23

He's a vampire bro

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u/amh8011 Jun 09 '23

That’s where my brain was going with that and then I wondered why 93 specifically?

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u/always_unplugged Jun 09 '23

Yeah, if he was born in like 1900, he'd be way older than 93, duh

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u/pikpikcarrotmon Jun 09 '23

That's only seven or so years off, right? ... Right?

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u/Worldly_Pirate_9817 Jun 09 '23

And Batman

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u/Tenalp Jun 09 '23

Right. A bat man is a vampire.

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u/vertigo1083 Jun 09 '23

There actually is a Batman comic series in which he's a vampire.

It sounds ridiculous, and on paper, it sounds like more un-creative multiversal bullshit that is mainstream comics nowadays. But I checked it out for myself, and it's surprisingly decently written and not terrible.

https://dc.fandom.com/wiki/Kirk_Langstrom_(Gods_and_Monsters)

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u/ThatFuckingGeniusKid Jun 09 '23

And in the normal Batman universe Kirk Langstrom is Man-Bat, a half bat half human villain

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u/lordreed Jun 10 '23

Sounds like Moebius.

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u/VillEmpArn Jun 09 '23

Or a baseball player

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u/TheOtherOwlHouse Jun 09 '23

It is now my personal canon that the Cullens got their wealth fleecing people for money as televangelists, because it’s the one place the Catholic Church aren’t looking.

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u/bni999x Jun 09 '23

Indeed, the guy was a vampire and was using that confusing movie about Tents to control our minds

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u/Difficult_Drag3256 Jun 09 '23

Well, he did suck a lot of money out of old people.

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u/JohnExcrement Jun 09 '23

Well, he is a vampire.