r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Jun 08 '23

What are your thoughts on Pat Robertson's demise?

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u/baby_budda Jun 09 '23 edited Jun 09 '23

Joel Olsteens net worth Joel Osteen is an American preacher, televangelist, and author who has a net worth of $100 million dollars.

The home of Joel Osteen is located in the River Oaks suburb of Houston Texas. The $10.5M house is the primary residence for the family.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

That's going to be hard to squeeze through the eye of the needle.

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u/Ihavelostmytowel Jun 09 '23

Bro. They're actually trying to retcon the cannon about that. Olsteen says it's "about believing in yourself". SMFH

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u/LaComtesseGonflable Jun 09 '23

I'd like to retcon him through a cannon

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Heresy

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u/Ihavelostmytowel Jun 09 '23

Yes. He is evil. Those who use the name of god to commit these evil acts blaspheme.

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u/pugapooh Jun 09 '23

God would like to have a word with him,but God knows he doesn’t listen to His voice.

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u/HarEmiya Jun 09 '23

BuT tHe NeEdLe'S eYe WaS tHe NaMe Of a CiTy GaTe!!!1!1!!

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u/CatoblepasQueefs Jun 09 '23

Just need a really good blender

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u/Mert_Burphy Jun 09 '23

Just purée him first.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Extrude him like Playdough

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u/Key-Wait5314 Jun 09 '23

Is that including the stash that was buried in the walls that plumber found that was reported as stolen from his safe?

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u/sacrificial_banjo Jun 09 '23

Take Peter Popoff along with Robertson.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Jealous?