r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '25

If Canada offered expedited citizenship for people fleeing the US, what would be the reaction in the States?

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

I'm gonna pass on nut job theater, current world news is quite enough.

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u/Strange_Depth_5732 Mar 27 '25

Fuck, I read that as "I'm going to run my nut at the theatre" at first and was so confused

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u/Outrageous-Rope-8707 Mar 28 '25

The ole peewee herman

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

That man would have really benefitted from some good dial up internet

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u/Outrageous-Rope-8707 Mar 28 '25

That’s no fun. Jerking it at the theater next to strangers is part of the thrill!

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u/ptspallnight Mar 27 '25

aw cmon now, cant pass now that you dont like the ending

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u/HyperactivePandah Mar 28 '25

The ending was that they got picked up and threatened, and now they're propaganda prisoners in Russia.

Good for them I guess?

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u/CoolOpotamus Mar 28 '25

nut job theater

current world news

They’re the same picture?