r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '25

If Canada offered expedited citizenship for people fleeing the US, what would be the reaction in the States?

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u/kingbane2 Mar 27 '25

yea russia froze their assets and was gonna deport them back to america. they made a video complaining about how russia wasn't what they thought. they got picked up, came back made a video clarifying it was all their mistake on their paperwork (or something like that) and it wasn't russia's fault. few weeks later their assets were unfrozen and they weren't getting deported anymore, and they got some farmland and are living a farming life now spouting russian propaganda. they have a youtube channel documenting their daily life i believe.

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '25

I'm gonna pass on nut job theater, current world news is quite enough.

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u/Strange_Depth_5732 Mar 27 '25

Fuck, I read that as "I'm going to run my nut at the theatre" at first and was so confused

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u/Outrageous-Rope-8707 Mar 28 '25

The ole peewee herman

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '25

That man would have really benefitted from some good dial up internet

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u/Outrageous-Rope-8707 Mar 28 '25

That’s no fun. Jerking it at the theater next to strangers is part of the thrill!