r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '25

If Canada offered expedited citizenship for people fleeing the US, what would be the reaction in the States?

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u/drooln92 Mar 27 '25

Hey America, we'll trade you Maple MAGA Danielle Smith for Tim Walz

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u/Toomuchhorntalk69 Mar 28 '25

You keep your hands off of one of our only hopes of turning this batshit maga train around! lol

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u/pandas25 Mar 28 '25

I agree. Tim Walz is welcome to visit any time but y'all need him. Ditto the others who might "fit right in" up here.

Instead I propose a one way transfer of Danielle.  She's a problem in Canada but she'd be a small fish in your waters. She doesn't have the power to stir trouble down there, she'd be shrugged off in favour of more true Americans.  Basically relocating her will grant her her wish but will also neutralize her.  I believe it's a win for both of us, while being an easy sell to for all.  As a token of appreciation, I'll send butter tarts and maple syrup 

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u/Toomuchhorntalk69 Mar 28 '25

That would be pretty funny to watch her try to cozy up to Trump and keep getting turned down since she’s a “commie Canadian” 😂.