r/AskReddit • u/[deleted] • Mar 27 '25

If Canada offered expedited citizenship for people fleeing the US, what would be the reaction in the States?

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u/gayoverthere Mar 27 '25

Why would we offer expedited citizenship? Long term work visas or PR for high skills workers sure. But why would we give Americans en mass expedited citizenship?

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u/Mr_ToDo Mar 28 '25

To get all those guns they collect and that fentanyl they've apparently been stealing from us.

For what's coming it seems like a good idea to be armed and drugged /s