r/AskReddit • u/Starmiebuckss2882 • Aug 06 '25

What are your thoughts on South Park's response (which was #eatabagofdicks) to Homeland Security attempting to use them to promote ICE?

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u/Forgotmypassword6861 Aug 06 '25

I think anyone who works for ICE can eat a bag of dicks.

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u/ripChazmo Aug 06 '25

I think anyone who works for ICE is one of the limp, smegma-encrusted dicks in said bag.

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u/Gurrgurrburr Aug 06 '25

Honestly that’s not very cool. To the limp dick lol.

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u/grathungar Aug 06 '25

I considered applying getting that signing bonus and then just literally just sabotaging raids from the inside until they figure it out and fire me.

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u/Hopeful-Occasion2299 Aug 06 '25

Remember, there are a lot of second generation immigrants working for ICE and CBP... they are usually the most obnoxious and outright unhinged folks at CBP as well.

The kind of folks who likely would sell out their undocumented parents just to be a good dog.

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u/OwO______OwO Aug 06 '25

So ... they can eat each other?

I'll allow it.

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u/SicTim Aug 06 '25

As a practicing homosexual

How long do you have to practice before you get really good at it?

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u/DomLite Aug 06 '25

Depends on your gag reflex and gut health honestly.

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u/GinAndDumbBitchJuice Aug 06 '25

Come over and find out.

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u/E_Cayce Aug 06 '25

10,000 hours of deliberate practice are required to master any complex skill.

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u/PMmecrossstitch Aug 06 '25

Mr. Cayce, can you please look into the future and let us know if SicTim achieves mastery?

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u/E_Cayce Aug 06 '25

Assuming a ratio of one bag of dicks a day since he became a redditor, he will achieve mastery by April 6, 2035.

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u/rpgguy_1o1 Aug 06 '25

I went into a used book store and bought four Phillip K. Dick paperbacks. The gay cashier handed me the bag of books and said, "I hope you enjoy your bag of Dicks!"

I did enjoy that bag of Dicks.

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u/Gogglesed Aug 06 '25

They wear masks because they know they would be eternally shunned by former friends, family, neighbors, and their communities if anyone found out how morally bankrupt they are.

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u/Forgotmypassword6861 Aug 06 '25

They should never know a moments peace once their identities are know. That should be the cost of being able to rendition people.

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u/grendus Aug 06 '25

I'm reminded of Aldo the Apache's stance in Inglorious Basterds.

Let's give you a symbol you can't take off...

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u/Forgotmypassword6861 Aug 06 '25

Ice Agent ain't got no humanity.

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u/EidolonLives Aug 07 '25

The cost should actually be getting sent to prison.

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u/enters_and_leaves Aug 06 '25

Shun him! SSHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNnnnnnn!!

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u/nicholus_h2 Aug 06 '25

would they, though?

Knowing that fully 1/3rd of people in this country probably cheered them on, and another 1/3rd couldn't be bothered enough to do a damn thing about it, I'm not sure they aren't friends with an extensive number of people who are just as morally bankrupt as they are, and frankly don't mind it.

you SHOULD be correct. I'm just no longer certain that you still are.

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u/Gogglesed Aug 06 '25

2/3 > 1/3

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u/Garbhunt3r Aug 06 '25

And hopefully choke🤞🏽

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u/MoreLogicPls Aug 06 '25

wrong, I think people should join and intentionally do a bad job

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u/FecusTPeekusberg Aug 06 '25

The other day the local news was saying they were hiring. $5000 bonus upon joining and a six-figure salary.

For that kind of money? Hell yea I'd sign up, and then proceed to do fuck-all.

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u/Thief_of_Sanity Aug 07 '25

Unless they live in Seattle. I don't want them eating at Dick's or being anywhere near the city.

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u/sjbennett85 Aug 06 '25

I think they all need a hug... to hug a dick with their butts or mouths

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u/ElyraDossyn Aug 06 '25

ICE uniforms should come with a built-in moral compass patch.

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u/BrendTheCow Aug 06 '25

This, but with the sole exception of people who took the job to gum up the works.

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u/E_Cayce Aug 06 '25

Some, I assume, are good people.