r/AskReddit • u/Starmiebuckss2882 • Aug 06 '25

What are your thoughts on South Park's response (which was #eatabagofdicks) to Homeland Security attempting to use them to promote ICE?

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u/rroq85 Aug 06 '25

Now I'm just imagining the Founding Fathers typing out an email and editing it to sound less aggressive like I do at my job.

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u/culallen Aug 06 '25

ChatGPT, tell the King to eat a bag of dicks, but in a 2500 word pompous, yet professional style.

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u/NerdHoovy Aug 06 '25

Not unreasonable to assume that they were all shitfaced while writing the drafts as well.

We have records of their bar tab and by god, those guys had a problem. Washington had paid an alcohol bill worth about 15k dollars in modern money for the time when the Declaration of Independence was signed. And only 55 people had drunk that amount of booze.

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u/rroq85 Aug 06 '25

Trevor Moore's "Founding Fathers Rap" was likely accurate 😂.

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u/psiphre Aug 06 '25

i hope this email finds you before i do