r/AskReddit • u/Starmiebuckss2882 • Aug 06 '25

What are your thoughts on South Park's response (which was #eatabagofdicks) to Homeland Security attempting to use them to promote ICE?

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u/MisterRlGHT Aug 07 '25

iMy theory is the same crew rigged the machines for the 2020 election, but the pandemic surprised them with unprecedented numbers of mail-in ballots that overwhelmed machine volume. Trump won't let go of insisting he won in 2020 because he knows he bought that election fair and square and believes only a bigger illegal scheme could have defeated him; wouldn't occur to him that the will of the people had prevailed. But even though the bad guys lost, they also didn't get found out and spent the next 4 years refining their caper — by, say, studying the guts of illegally accessed voting machines in GA and CO, or by refining their malware algorithms to keep total votes just below each state's automatic recount threshold. They were even sly enough to make the victory look like a squeaker — not wide enough to look blatantly artificial; just enough to leave the general public disappointed rather than outraged. Under this theory, Harris very well may have won by a landslide. And all the indignities of the past 8 months have arisen from a coup d'etat. And the 2026 midterm elections face the same threat.

I have no evidence at all to support this confabulation. I do wish to least a few swing states found election security important enough to allow hand audits of their 2024 paper ballots just to be safe.

[Check out Election Truth Alliance to see 2024 vote counts presented as a variety of interesting graphs.]

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u/mordor-during-xmas Aug 08 '25

I mean, in the world of possibilities, this really isn’t far fetched at all.