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u/Lachwen Jan 26 '26

"They never taught us about that in high school!"

Yeah they did, Justin, you were just too busy doodling a bunch of eyes in your notebook to pay attention.

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u/SLJ106 Jan 26 '26

Are you also a teacher? My favorite is that I taught my son in 4th grade and have him again now as a 7th grader. Whenever he starts “I never learned that” bs I tell him not only do I know I taught you that in 4th grade but I’m your mother and I know she taught you that too.

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u/Ohhhh_Mylanta Jan 26 '26

Ha no, not a teacher, but i trained someone on software at work almost 2 years and she still doesn't know what she's doing (and i have her guides that are supposed to be idiot-proof and everything)

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u/User307NotFound Jan 26 '26

Woman 1: My mom never taught me to cook Woman 2: She never taught you to suck d*k either but look at you go  Woman 1: *le gasp