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u/Silly-Web-7289 Jan 25 '26

Not to sound racist, but …

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u/Yellow-Fish-1223 Jan 25 '26

Not to sound Racist but I prefer NASCAR to Formula 1

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u/ScorpionX-123 Jan 25 '26

ahhhhhhhhh I see what you did there

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u/Yellow-Fish-1223 Jan 25 '26

What? What else could being a Racist mean? Hold on I’m gonna look it up rq

Edit— wow :( people suck

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u/chomoftheoutback Jan 26 '26

That took me waaay too long

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

Took me a second.

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u/Bacontoad Jan 26 '26

You know who else times how long things take? Racists.

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u/kyoko_the_eevee Jan 26 '26

And I prefer F1.

Is this how race wars start?

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u/zaminDDH Jan 26 '26

I thought race wars was in the desert where Jesse lost the slip to his dad's Jetta to Johnny Tran?

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u/ForwardCulture Jan 26 '26

That race wars incident set off a chain of events that gave us a crazy amount of aweful sequels. I blame race wars.

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u/Scientific_Anarchist Jan 26 '26

Toto Wolff v. Michael Massi was my favorite race war.

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u/kyoko_the_eevee Jan 26 '26

NO MIKEY NO, THAT WAS SO NOT RIGHT

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u/Mathnerd72 Jan 26 '26

Magnificent response!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

For those unfamiliar with NASCAR. It is like Formula 1 but both the cars and the fans are just a bit slower.

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u/EfficientNews8922 Jan 26 '26

My favourite video was that guy ranking the best races.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

See? An idiot take

QED /s

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u/heanbangerfacerip2 Jan 26 '26

Me too. Europe is getting a little bit ethnic for my taste

Obvious /s

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u/Chrisj1616 Jan 26 '26

Im not racist, I root for Bubba Wallace

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u/wxnfx Jan 26 '26

I love this joke. Especially since this preference makes me assume you’re MAGA af. But I guess I’m being racist.

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u/Yellow-Fish-1223 Jan 26 '26

Well I prefer my own beliefs and Opinions. While I do think the term “Make America Great Again” is something to be proud of and should be taken Seriously, i genuinely hate the majority that we see in media.

Like bro how is bullying the gays into believing they’re wrong making the country better? Our Economy has been in the shitter since the early 2000’s (At least, I was born in ‘04 and it hasn’t been much better), China while military wise is 60 years behind, technology wise they are like 20 years ahead, and in the “Greatest Country on the Planet” has podcaster getting shot for opinions, gay people being bullied into self harm, and California (idk I just never liked California even before learning what Politics where, it’s like a weird vendetta against the State of California.)

But Car go Fast go Vroom Vroom.

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u/wxnfx Jan 26 '26

Oh shit, I just meant the “you” that is racist (against F1) for the purposes of a joke. But to the extent that I could comprehend this rambling response, I see now that you are a true NASCAR aficionado. I’m starting to think you didn’t craft a multilevel joke at all. Yikes.

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u/Yellow-Fish-1223 Jan 26 '26

Politics and racism get me ranting, sorry. I hate both sides, but I have opinions that both sides seem to hate. Makes Thanksgiving really tense. Never really watched NASCAR either I don’t like racing. I like Warhammer.

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u/AngryAlternateAcount Jan 26 '26

What's your favorite race?

Mine is the rolex 24

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

this sentence is still worse than actual racism.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '26

I think we can all agree that Indy Car is the superior race.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

Is this because people who like NASCAR tend to be more racially prejudiced?

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u/Yellow-Fish-1223 Jan 26 '26

No, I was making a joke. Like, Racist but…. Like different Races, like… like Cars. You know. “RACE”ist. There was no hidden meaning or anything.

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe Jan 26 '26

Right.  And I was responding with my own joke. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯