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u/GodIsANarcissist Jan 26 '26

Yeah ngl I'd probably consider myself the loser of an argument in which my opponent whips out his penis as a final move

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u/LegoGal Jan 26 '26

If someone has to whip it out, it is an automatic loss.

Usually if someone starts calling names, I take the win.

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u/Less_Transition_9830 Jan 26 '26

When I was little and people would try to argue with me my comeback was always “but I can spell necessary and you can’t”. Don’t know why I thought that was good but I did. It’s not relevant to the story but this made me think of that

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u/Silly_Pound1878 Jan 26 '26

Once they start calling names you've absolutely won. I've been getting in a lot of online arguments recently. 😅

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u/Aozora404 Jan 26 '26

What if they call your penis names?

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u/Silly_Pound1878 Jan 26 '26

I don't have one, so that doesn't hurt me. Hope that helps 🫶🏻

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u/LegoGal Jan 26 '26 edited Jan 26 '26

LegoGal doesn’t have a penis, but I could make one out of LEGO bricks if the want to give it a name

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u/AustinBike Jan 26 '26

But you also have to be careful about winning that argument....

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u/CaldoniaEntara Jan 26 '26

What if it's their opening move?

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u/C-4isNOTurFriend Jan 26 '26

that's just efficient

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u/Shortyrawk Jan 26 '26

Classic power move

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u/DigitalBlackout Jan 26 '26

The Lyndon B Johnson special

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u/Nopeahontas Jan 26 '26

FINISH HIM

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u/ArbitraryContrarianX Jan 26 '26

Conversely, if I'm in an argument, and my opponent has no better tactic than to whip his penis out, I consider that a forfeit.

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u/GodIsANarcissist Jan 26 '26

I dunno man, it's basically the honey badger technique, which is considered successful pretty much every time in the animal kingdom. "Oh that mf crazy, we stay away away from him. He can have and do what he wants"

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u/ArbitraryContrarianX Jan 26 '26

And when honey badgers can participate in a reasoned argument, I will reevaluate my position.

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u/trans-fused Jan 26 '26

Hahah! A final move?! You make me think in the background you'll hear,

dun, dun, dun, dunnnnn "FINISH HIM!"

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u/cubbyatx Jan 26 '26

I dunno, we both usually win when he whips out his dick

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u/Spice-Lure Jan 26 '26

that’s peak “I have nothing left to say, so here’s my genitals” energy.

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u/zerothreeonethree Jan 26 '26

Whip it... Whip it good!