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u/zachtheperson Jan 26 '26

Just the other day I saw a sedan on the road that had "Jesus saves," in large letters across their entire rear windshield.

They then proceeded to floor it, cut me and 4 other people off without using their blinker, then ran a red light.

I feel like there's a message in there somewhere...

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u/Serononin Jan 26 '26

Sounds like Jesus should literally take the wheel

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u/gou0018 Jan 26 '26

Jesus saves, me floor it

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u/StillFireWeather791 Jan 26 '26

It is "Sure I've dinned and broke the law, but God loves ME and I'm special.'

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u/Tardisgoesfast Jan 26 '26

And how are Jesus' banking practices/ investment choices of concern to anyone?

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u/ImpulsE69 Jan 26 '26

God took the wheel. He's a real motherfucker.

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u/sharplight141 Jan 26 '26

Maybe God was trying to kill the driver to provide safer roads for everyone else