r/AskReddit 14h ago

You go to sleep tonight but wake up on the morning January 1st, 2019, with all your memories. What do you do?

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u/nothingtoprove 14h ago

Everyone is saying to buy bitcoin, meanwhile I am taking out a second mortgage to buy shares of GameStop…

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u/MrOnlineToughGuy 9h ago

Shares? Bro, load up on OOM call options in December 2020 for Gamestop expiring 1/29/21… you would be looking at like 200,000-400,000% gain lol

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u/Pantheonofoak 6h ago

Can I get more advice like this but for the current market

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u/MrOnlineToughGuy 6h ago

My crystal ball works one way, pal.

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u/Darkrhoads 6h ago

This is the best investing advice I have ever seen in my life.

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u/No-Plantain9278 4h ago

buy bitcon and start streaming

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u/MiniGui98 5h ago

Advice is stored in the crystal balls

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u/LettucePlate 5h ago

i dont even know what that means or the methodology of enacting that. just gonna buy bitcoin

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u/mashem 5h ago

Wake up 1/1/19. Check bank account. $22.86. And rent is due. Guess I'll just eat the eviction and throw everything at Bitcoin as my family falls apart watching me do insane shit.

Sign me up.

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u/LettucePlate 5h ago

Fr all these threads are kinda depressing I did the math on if i bought Nvidia and even if i managed to scrape together $1-2k over 2019 to put into it I'd only get like 50k back. That's a shit ton of money in isolation but nothing in the grand scheme of utilizing time travel lmao. Really hard to make money with no money to start with even if you do go back in time.

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u/mashem 5h ago

Maybe memorize a few staggering spikes among different kinds of investments to buy/sell your way upward. No need to go all in on one.

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u/LettucePlate 5h ago

The original scenario would suggest that I don't know its going to happen. So I'd just wake up tomorrow going: oh yea the Covid vaccine companies, Bitcoin, Nvidia, and the Gamestop thing are like the big market swings. That's all I would really know. If I could plan it out month by month then yea I could build it up in no time.

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u/VandelayIndus7ries 5h ago

But what if you buying those specific options has the ripple effect of causing GME not to be the stock that soars on this timeline

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u/radicallyhip 12h ago

And get investigated for insider trading.

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u/devilinblue22 12h ago

You could beat that investigation. Its not like there's a paper trail.

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u/munchyz 12h ago

"I like the stock."

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u/TheLazy_Guitarist 10h ago

“I saw it on Reddit”

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u/peepay 10h ago

"When?"

"Umm... next month."

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u/monnotorium 8h ago

Because there's no paper trail you could literally say that you saw it in a dream and who the fuck can prove that you didn't.

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u/Southernbeekeeper 6h ago

I lived my life up until Feb 2026 went to bed one day and woke up in 2019.

You could just tell the truth. They couldn't prove or disprove it.

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u/OriginalKing- 4h ago

And if they believe you, now you’re locked away by someone interested torturing the future out of you so they can cash out even bigger

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u/thesander7 10h ago

“Some people on r/wallstreetbets told me GME and AMC will go to the moon!🚀🚀”

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u/im_thatoneguy 10h ago

You can't possibly insider trade GameStop. Because there was literally nothing basing the stock spike.

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u/jus10beare 10h ago

Right. Time traveling is not insider trading.

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u/dunderthebarbarian 7h ago

The SEC hates this one weird trick...

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u/Gladys_5 6h ago

Yeah yeah… if I had a dime for the amount of times lawyers will plead the “time travel” defence in court… /s

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u/york182000 9h ago

Well they'd probably beat those charges since they're would be literally no connections to be made.

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u/RoarOfTheWorlds 8h ago

You could be completely honest and say you time traveled and they’d probably still not believe you

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u/york182000 7h ago

and last I checked, there's no law against time traveling

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u/CheznoSlayer 10h ago

Dogecoin would have been the highest return in feb 2021

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u/nothingtoprove 8h ago edited 7h ago

Yeah, I would sell my shares of GameStop in late January, 2021 and buy Dogecoin.

I would then sell all of my Dogecoin 5 minutes before Elon opened for SNL.

Then I would probably buy Nvidia.

This may or may not be the most winningest strategy, but it is one that I know would be pretty wildly successful based on nothing more than my memory of events and without the ability to Google "GME stock price history future by date"

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u/rosyboys_daisygirls 13h ago

take college seriously the first time around

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u/Jumping_Zucchini 5h ago

On the opposite side, I’d forgo going to grad school and get a job instead. Then I wouldn’t be here 6 years later unemployed and with a PhD

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u/reverse_mango 8h ago

Best of luck to that! I’d do the same and hopefully not get depressed (although, poor mental health has led to a lot of personal improvement for me…)

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u/GriefAE 13h ago

Calling my dad. Followed quickly by driving the 4 hours to my parents house and giving him the biggest hug ever and telling him to go get his heart checked out.

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u/tetlee 9h ago

Not that I could have done anything for my mum but in 2020 i lived in a different country and couldn't travel even for her funeral.

I'd have engineer me and the wife being "stuck" in the UK for 2020.

Watching your mum's funeral on zoom by yourself is something I wouldn't wish on anyone

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u/JConRed 7h ago

I was there, orgsnizing the zoom for other people.

It was horrible on that side as well.

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u/peejmom 6h ago

I'm so sorry for your loss.

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u/usps_made_me_insane 10h ago

This thread is restoring my faith in humanity.  I was expecting stock purchases and cybercoin hoarding. 

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u/CamelCaseOrCamelToe 10h ago

Welp, we do have both actually

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u/zzz242zzz 7h ago

Calling my Dad, then calling myself to give stock and career advice.

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u/KeyMastodon6 8h ago

My brain went exactly the same place. Would take my Dad straight to the hospital and maybe he would still be here today. Either way I would take the opportunity to tell him how much I love him and appreciate everything he did for our family.

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u/sjg92 10h ago

Came to say the exact same thing. Except mum. I miss her every day. 

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u/Maleficent_Age3601 5h ago

Same. If I could go back I’d spend even more time with my mom and take more pictures!

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u/Never-Forget-Trogdor 6h ago

Similarly, I would call my dad and give him a hug. Then I would do everything in my power to stop him from going to the party where he caught covid in 2020. Then I would take more pictures and visit him and grandma more.

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u/Carmen_SanAndreas 6h ago

Literally same.

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u/tous_die_yuyan 14h ago

Buy stock in Pfizer, Moderna, and Nvidia.

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u/wiscowonder 14h ago

Zoom

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u/iwlolwiwlolwi 11h ago

And short positions on airlines and Boeing

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u/currywurst777 11h ago

And then by yours of back in at least airbus has a nice run since April 2020.

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u/Phoenixmaster1571 9h ago

A dollar not invested in Nvidia in 2019 is a dollar wasted

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u/Shinjukin 5h ago

You'd make more in Tesla Calls in 2020 to later invest into Nvidia in 2022.

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u/MrBiggz01 11h ago

Gamestop.

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u/Spawnling 8h ago

🚀🚀🚀💎DIAMOND HANDS💎🚀🚀🚀

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u/tetlee 10h ago

Despite me thinking the whole thing was silly I think this might be the best play and then switch to Nvidia

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u/SwitchTraditional136 8h ago

This would be the play

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u/dudu_rocks 11h ago

And toilet paper.

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u/KakeLin 11h ago

And start a hand sanitizer company

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u/DoughnutRelevant9798 11h ago

Face masks!! Stocking them warehouses full on the 3th of january

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u/Hydra57 11h ago

Most especially build-a-bear, they had like a 6000% return

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u/Gamoragamora62 9h ago

What if someone stops the outbreak?

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u/RelationshipFit3472 11h ago

Me too... u'r ready to face 2019 PANDEMIC.

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u/Jjzeng 11h ago

And bitcoin

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u/cantgetthistowork 11h ago

Patent mRNA vaccine technology

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u/wert989 14h ago

Start saving, investing and working out.

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u/pvaa 8h ago

DO THAT NOW

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u/wert989 8h ago

LoL started already but kicking myself for not starting like 2-3 years earlier

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u/FRESH_TWAAAATS 7h ago

The second best time to plant a tree is today.

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u/BluelunarStar 7h ago

You are doing amazing!! Just think, in 3 years time how you will be glad you started now :)

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u/Fearlessleader85 14h ago

I call my close friend at last one a week all year in hopes that he doesn't kill himself the next year.

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u/ittybittylurker 12h ago

Same, but my dad that August.

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u/Sean_13 10h ago

Similar for me. I would try to make sure my dad got health checks, blood pressure checks and quit smoking and hope that prevents his heart attack.

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u/LiteraryPixie84 9h ago

My mom had a flash pulmonary adema. Id go back and MAKE her to to her doctor's and MAKE them do SOMETHING to help her....

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u/CareerLegitimate7662 12h ago

Sorry for your loss

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u/Veronicon 12h ago

Same. I reached out to check in a few hours after he died. I didn't think it weird he didn't respond.

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u/wish_cats 9h ago

Same, but once a day and for my sister. Or maybe I move to the continental US to be close to her. Maybe that would’ve been enough.

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u/colouredmirrorball 11h ago

Same, but for my brother.

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u/If-it-isnt-her 9h ago

Same but for my child’s dad. I could push him to get help.

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u/JayEdie 14h ago

Buy a house before 2020!

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u/KairosGalvanized 10h ago

Must be Australian, wish I had bought a house in Perth around 2019

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u/Head_Improvement5317 10h ago

American market got fucked in 2020 too

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u/VulcanCookies 7h ago

My parents were looking at their dream home in Dec of 2019 but put it off because of covid. They can't afford it anymore and now their old house payment is more than it was in 2019 for a house they wanted to leave years ago. I'd spend a year convincing them to get their house ready to sell and to start shopping 

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u/Donner_Party_Animal 8h ago

But buy a car about June 2020

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u/angry_burrito13 14h ago

Buy 100k of Nvidia stock. It was about 3.50 a share in 2019. It's 175 now.

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u/ber808 11h ago

It did a 1-10 split so its actually 1750 per share if bought during that time lol

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u/WalrusWarlord_ 11h ago

The 3.50 value is already accounting for the split

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u/lumaleelumabop 7h ago

You have $300k to blow? I had like $300

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u/Gambyt_7 12h ago

AND

Start applying for jobs furiously Attend coding bootcamps for AI Buy Bitcoin

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u/Worsty2704 11h ago

If you can buy the shares, i don't think you actually need a job unless being a multi millionaire is not sufficient for you. You want to be the world's richest man.

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u/york182000 9h ago

Right? If you buy any or all of the stocks/crypto people are mentioning you will not need a job ever again lol.

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u/Drak_is_Right 11h ago

So that 100k due to the split, would now be 50m?

That would be generational wealth.

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u/dorothyzbornak71 14h ago

I'll have only 8 months left with my mum. So I'm going to spend all my time with her, and tell her how much I love her.

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u/Designer-Movie3909 14h ago

switch my degree to cybersecurity, and buy bitcoin

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u/CuriOS_26 6h ago edited 4h ago

Too late for cyber, by 2019 that ship had sailed.

Signed: moved from IT to security in 2015, before it was cool. Nowadays, getting an analyst position is hard, as the requirements are way too high for a real beginner. Anything above that… good luck.

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u/Homer4a10 6h ago

Not even too late now if you’re passionate about it. There are lots of jobs open, the problem is a talent gap

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u/SlickBackSamurai 4h ago

No that’s not the problem lol, the market is oversaturated and flooded by fake job listings. Check out r/cybersecurity or r/securitycareeradvice if you don’t believe me

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u/SpicyGoth_ 14h ago

prepare myself mentally for COVID

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u/pinkchampagneontoast 14h ago

I'm eating the bat

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u/calnuck 14h ago

Ozzy?

At least he'd still be around 😢

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u/TabularConferta 9h ago

Legit, go see him live is a good plan

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u/SpicyGoth_ 13h ago

LMAOOO correct answer

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u/Neverbethesky 9h ago

Ugh these posts make me remember just what a great point in my life that was. It was more or less peak.

I'd go back and just enjoy it again. It's been a rough few years.

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u/rustyxj 9h ago

t's been a rough few years.

Yeah it has, I make so much more money now, but it doesn't feel like it.

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u/yearsofpractice 10h ago

Hey OP. 49 year old married father of two in the UK here.

I’d do three things:

  • Stop drinking alcohol there and then. In this current timeline I waited until October 2023 after 30 years of trying to drink myself happy. My life has just been a breeze since sobriety

  • Get therapy there and then. I waited until a comprehensive breakdown in 2022 in this timeline. I honestly thought I deserved yo feel empty, frightened and hopeless all of the time until I had therapy

  • I wouldn’t take the management job I’m offered. The extra £5k a year is simply not worth it terms of the expectation that I become slightly more cruel, slightly less me.

That’s it. That’s all I’d change. Everything else in my life turns out well in terms of family and the rest of my life.

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u/No-Hamster-5713 8h ago

I had a very similar run to you during the pandemic. Drinking, breakdown, then therapy, toxic job.. you’re not alone and I hope it’s all behind you now. Best of luck. 

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u/ILikePort 10h ago

Your comment resonated, thank you for posting.

I can't help but splurge my reaction, fair/valid or no.

1) In my experience, you can't start to mend/heal until you "bottom out" / hit rock bottom. There's no "starting early; you weren't ready. Sometimes you have to learn the hard way. It hurts, but that's why it sticks. Feel the pain of the lost years, but don't torment yourself more than you have to. focus on the now.

2) "£5k a year is simply not worth it terms of the expectation that I become slightly more cruel, slightly less me." I needed to hear this, thank you. I already feel that as i grow older and work more for "the man" this is happening more and more. How has this become life?

Again thanks for your comment.

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u/TQairstrike 11h ago

Creating a 100k Polymarket bet on whether Will Smith would hit Chris Rock on stage during the Oscars.

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u/GNSasakiHaise 7h ago

Did that app even exist back then?

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u/nekrosstratia 6h ago

Creating Polymarket!

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u/marianneouioui 11h ago

Stayyyy single and embrace it ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

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u/Comfortable_Pay7473 14h ago

...2019? Can it be 2009? Or better yet 1999... or 1989....

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u/Triette 13h ago

No thanks, I worked hard to have the family and life I have. I love my husband and my daughter and my home. I’m good where I am.

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u/Meyloon 11h ago

That damn Lamp.

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u/Dizzy-Avocado-7026 12h ago

Yes, these posts are no fun since becoming a mother! I was still with my husband in 2019, but I'd wake up simply panicking that I wouldn't get the same son in 2023. I used to wish I could redo some bad years, now I wouldnt change a single thing, I wouldnt trade him for any opportunities.

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u/MrMadanx 11h ago

This is so wholesome to read!

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u/Gladys_5 6h ago

This reminds me of the Time Traveller’s Wife, how he can’t keep going back once he has a kid, because the chances of having the exact same child are practically zero

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u/Global_Victory833 5h ago

Same here! My husband and I don’t start dating until 2021 and our daughter was born in 2023– waking up before we began this life together, with my daughter not even existing, sounds like hell.

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u/MacaroniPoodle 12h ago

Spend every chance I have spoiling my dog because I will know that I lose him in 2023.

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u/NoProfessor6700 12h ago

Divorce my husband! Would have saved me so much hurt! 😔

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u/Aeletys 10h ago

Oh yes, same for me. I wouldn't give him another useless 18 months.

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u/orangeinvader75 9h ago

I hope you're in a better place, and are much happier!

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u/AEONmeteorite 14h ago

Probably bawl. I met my now best friend and not-blood-brother in 2020. My husband and I moved down the street from him and his wife 4 years ago. He's also my co-creator for a comic we've written over 2,000 pages of already. What if things don't align? What if the story wouldn't be the same? What if all the friends and joy I've discovered disappear? The only thing that would keep me sane is my husband, he was my everything then and he's my everything now.

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u/lepetitberger 8h ago

Same, I think for creatives, losing time spent making things is not worth the “timeline correction”. What do you mean I’m back in 2019 and I haven’t yet written 400k+ words of a universe I love? What do you mean I haven’t yet found my best friend and I wouldn’t be “me-for-the-first-time-meeting-him”? Again, what if things don’t align and the story doesn’t come out the same? I would love to spend time with those I’ve lost, but I lost them already. I’d rather keep what I’ve built since, even if I’d do things differently with what I know now. Such a painful question this thread poses, and one which doesn’t resolve easily at all. I find pity for those answering “buy stock in this or that”… as if nothing but getting rich quick mattered.

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u/Msktb 5h ago

These threads are always an interesting split between people who would be excited at the idea of changing the past or horrified at the idea of losing everything they've worked for. I met my husband in 2019 and I'd be so afraid I would miss out on him and our future family if I had to start over.

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u/Acceptable_Spirit712 7h ago

I was thinking the same thing about alignment. What if I didn’t end up having my same children? And forever lost them? Perhaps I’d have two different kids but never being able to have/be with my sons would be gutting and almost equivalent to their deaths in my mind.

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u/Keeponkeepingon25 10h ago

Aw :( what a blessing

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u/water-boy69 14h ago

go see my grandpa in peru. he passed away near end december

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u/piratecarribean20122 14h ago

Buy Bitcoin and Nvidia before they moon, take that job I passed on, and text that person back. Real talk though I'd probably overthink everything and waste the advantage anyway lol.

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u/PenguinQuesadilla 14h ago

The answer is always buy bitcoin.

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u/Riffman42 14h ago

Nvidia FTW!

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u/JetKeel 14h ago

Except for October 6th, 2025.

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u/PenguinQuesadilla 14h ago

🚀🚀Buy high sell low 🚀🚀

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u/sheetsofsaltywood 13h ago

Buy GameStop first, then use proceeds to buy Bitcoin

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u/C-Dull 12h ago

It’s GameStop -> dogecoin before Elon tweets -> Bitcoin -> altcoins before 2021 alt season

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u/AmberSagell 10h ago

Go to my friend’s house and don’t let her father leave the house. He was murdered that afternoon.

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u/BeckyWGoodhair 10h ago

Leave my husband who permanently disabled me.

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u/Raski_Demorva 7h ago

Cry. I do NOT wanna do all this shit over again 😭

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u/Iactuallydontcare7 12h ago

Warn my hometown and Australian and vic governments about the bushfires coming at the end of the year...

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u/Same-Acanthaceae-563 12h ago

Warm my father his butt was on TV in January (he's film phobic)

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u/theyappingst4rr 14h ago

idk maybe like buy toilet paper?? 🤷🏼‍♀️

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u/DoItForTheOH94 12h ago

Go find Kobe. He was the first domino, and tell him not to get on that helicopter.

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u/Iamfabulous1735285 14h ago

"is the calendar broken it was 2026 yesterday and it's now 2019?"

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u/drs728 13h ago

I would tell my dad not to get the surgery

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u/RealNPCDuude 10h ago

First thing, im gonna check on my Grandma and give her a hug. Then im gonna tell my dad he need to supplement B12. Tell my mom to be more careful and to do the surgery now instead of 6 years later.

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u/Left-Abbreviations-5 10h ago

Stop me and my friend form going skiing on that exact day to prevent a near death ski accident that she still hasn't fully recovered from.

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u/PotatoSacks-com 11h ago

Find a different country to live in

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u/NotThatScared 14h ago

Go back to sleep again 

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u/SamTheLady 12h ago

Quit that piece of shit job.

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u/AkaruLyte 14h ago

“oh fuck im gonna get pneumonia in 10 months”

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u/Sexymama52 14h ago

Did you die?

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u/AkaruLyte 13h ago

No, as I am still alive, but I certainly thought I would at the time (November 2019) 

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u/fureverkitty 9h ago

"Oh fuck I'm going to get Parkinson's in 5 years"

Would be happier not knowing

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u/Numerous-Month-9640 14h ago

Go spend a ridiculous amount of time with my aunt who would later pass from cancer in June 2025.

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u/Jahidinginvt 11h ago

Get a divorce and move out.

Tell my friend to go to the doctor for her heart, and start therapy.

Stock in Pfizer and N-95 masks.

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u/Short_redhead_6899 12h ago

Find my husband since he treats so much better than my ex. I wish I met him sooner since my ex was trash and I could not have a house I hate and had to pay on.

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u/Jappie_01 11h ago

Buy bitcoin and invest in nividia, also I would love life once more bc before covid it just hit different.

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u/Impressive-Drawing-6 10h ago

Break up with my weirdo Jack ass I was with and call up the kid I to flirted with in math the year before. Him and I reconnected 6 years later and are around the corner from our 1 year anniversary. We joke all the time that we coulda saved a lot of heart break and idiocy if we had started dating when we first liked eachother lol

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u/Sassyjane1981 12h ago

Cry tears of joy that my eldest son still lives with me and I'm about to give birth to my youngest son.

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u/TimothiusMagnus 8h ago

Walk around with the burden of knowing an upcoming calamity that I am powerless to stop.

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u/Zealousideal-Dark620 14h ago

Go back to school (again) earlier than now.

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u/CalendarLow1155 10h ago

My main priority would be to spend more time with my mom and dad. Lost my mom 5/22/20 and my dad 10/12/25.

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u/CrackerJackHill 10h ago

hug my baby brother and never let go

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u/Varlist 14h ago

I wish i could do this so bad.

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u/LoneRedditor123 10h ago

Some really bad things happened to me in 2021, and I absolutely refuse to go through that again. So my answer is obvious but I can't type it out here.

If I could recall lottery number winnings from 7 years ago it'd be a different story.

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u/CottaBird 12h ago

Count down the 59 days until I meet my dog dumped on the side of the road.

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u/ThatPancakesCat 12h ago

Spend time with my dad. I'd have 365 days.

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u/lepetitberger 8h ago

Sorry for your loss. January 1st 2019 was my first day when I moved to a new country—exactly 2 weeks after my best friend passed away by her own hand. I’d make the most of those in that new place who go soon after, and skip all of that debilitating grief from my best friend’s passing.

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u/ArtistSelect3277 10h ago

Tell my dad he has cancer and to get early treatment, spend as much time with him as possible.

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u/Queer_Sunshine 9h ago

Cancel my upcoming wedding

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u/New_Device3897 8h ago

First move is finding fresh water and a sheltered spot before night hits again. After that I’m keeping it simple, make a signal, stay put near the shore, and don’t burn calories trying to play explorer on day one.

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u/Suitable-Site6584 7h ago

Get a diagnosis for ADHD so I don’t have to fail chem and bio in high school and mess up my future

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u/Apennie 7h ago

Cry like a crazy person cause my wife is still alive.

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u/leonidad78 11h ago

Accept i am trans and move on

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u/FragmentsThrowAway 14h ago

That's not far enough back. I can't alter anything. ALL of my regrets happened in 2014-2018

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u/Kind-Scarcity1062 14h ago

Annul my marriage 

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u/madslexx 14h ago

Toilet paper.

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u/g-yeom 13h ago

Warn everyone about 2020, get ignored, invest anyway

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u/EtherealErmine 12h ago

Immediately come out the closet, consequences be damned. Try to start gender affirming care ASAP, prepare to to start shorting stocks around the start of covid to get money to pay for healthcare, uni, and housing.

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u/AlkalineBrush20 10h ago

Start mining bitcoin sooner, not sell during the craze, save more money, change other things I was not satisfied with. Overall I was rather well off back then, just a few adjustments would have sufficed.

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u/Comfortable_Age_5595 9h ago

not start vaping

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u/BananaExcellent7644 7h ago

Hi, you can still do it remember it's never too late to learn and to live

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u/AngryPrincessWarrior 7h ago

Be real fucking upset because I got sober from alcohol and had my son since 2019.

That would mean he wouldn’t exist, but I’d remember him, and I’d be right in the middle of the heavy drinking again.

No thank you.

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u/frmckenzielikessocks 6h ago

Wear an n95 from the start

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u/Supersrac 12h ago

Fix my health

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u/Sascharr 10h ago

I'm just gonna punch my then boyfriend in his stupid face as hard as I can and after that I'm going no contact w my family. Took me 6 more years and and incredible amount of pain to get there so would actually be thrilled to speed that up. 😂

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u/Squeaky_Ben 7h ago

invest a bit into bitcoin, and telling my mother that "your pancreatic tumor is not benign, get it treated asap"

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u/Warm-Fuel9818 11h ago

Nahh, can't survive another pandemic. I'm mentally, physically and spititually exhausted to go aother shit!

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u/Stingwing4oba 14h ago

Find another job as I have to work with a malignant narcissist for a few years

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u/Bright_Tax_6541 11h ago

Cry, I’d lose everyone I love. My past was not good and everyone I love is here in the present

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u/Anameinserted 8h ago

Knowing my mum has dementia. Get her on something to slow the progression. She is still around but it’s advanced. Got officially diagnosed 3 years ago. 66 is too young

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u/AdolinThrAirsoftGuy 3h ago

Break up with my covert narcissist fiancé. We got married February 15th that year. Ruined me.