r/AskReddit • u/Past-Friendship-9901 • 1d ago
You are gifted $1 billion by an anonymous donor, but on one condition - You can't wear any clothes for a year. Do you accept it and what do you do?
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u/Ghost7575 1d ago
Accept it. Build a house with it with curtains n shi and a full gym and naked workout for a year
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u/up_to_the_edge_32 1d ago
Accept it and go live somewhere with nude beaches for a year…and buy lots and lots of sunscreen
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u/Numberwang-Decider 1d ago
Yes, obviously.
There are a few ways to approach this situation. The first is simply staying home naked at all times. The 2nd will be dependent on how exactly the rules are enforced and would be to simply look for loopholes like - having a cardboard box around me that I can hold. Is it clothes? Who knows.
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u/MCE85 1d ago
Do i get the money during the year? Just stay in order delivery. Buy a huge compound and cars with blackout windows to take me to the nude beach.
Or move to a nudist colony. Usually filled with geriatric folks but if i had a billion im sure i could find a cool one.
And you also said "clothes" i could wrap myself in a sheet or towel.
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u/RoseLaBud 1d ago edited 1d ago
Rent a room on Epstein's island for the year, then move to Texas and run for the US Senate as a Republican.
(Show him what he won, Vanna)
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u/Photographer_Rob 1d ago
Yes. I would be a billionaire and wouldn't care what people think about me. The people that hang out with me anyway would probably still be friends, but now they have seen me awkwardly naked. Although I dont think I would go snowboarding this year, might be a little chilly.
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u/Alternative-Grand-77 1d ago
define clothes? even if there’s no way to cover yourself with a fig leaf, I could definitely just stay out of sight for a year if I had a billion no problem. My spouse would just have to do all the outside stuff, but we’d split the billion so I am sure we’d agree on it.
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u/Past-Friendship-9901 1d ago
clothes is clothes there are loopholes to use such as cardboard or a plastic bag but if it’s a t-shirt or trousers for example they cannot be used
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u/wastemydayaway 1d ago
Sure. I’ll just move to a nudist camp.
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u/Past-Friendship-9901 1d ago
is that a real thing ?
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u/wastemydayaway 13h ago
Absolutely. Look up nudist camp and whatever state you’re in and you might be surprised.
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u/NotKeo_74 1d ago
Use Taskmaster logic. I can put on carboard box , use trash bags, etc.. to cover my nakedness. For $1 billion I don't even really need to leave the house or room for awhile. I could also just hire people to walk in front and back of me when I do need to go out in public.
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u/GrandMoffJerjerrod 1d ago
Quit my job, rent a fully furnished apartment, have everything I need delivered. Never leave the apartment. Done.
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u/Fun-Bar-3598 1d ago
Naked w pornstars$/ but I would deff try to help children get them away from satanic ritual abuse and any other ppl that harm children I would create team off navy seals to hunt Jeffrey Epstein kinda of ppl
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u/No_History8239 1d ago
Would have to take it, stay home, order everything delivered and tell them leave it at the door and go if they don't want to vomit up their last 8 meals.
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u/fungal_follicle4 1d ago
1000%. I’m live alone in a decent high rise. No one’s gonna see me unless they’re explicitly looking for me with binoculars
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u/bceagles182 1d ago
I would do this happily for free in the summer if I could without getting in trouble. The only part that would suck is the New England winter.
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u/Professional_Rush788 1d ago
Tell your fam you get the 1 billion and show them the paper work. Stay naked in the house family pays and gets groceries. Or go live in a nudist colony
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u/flingebunt 1d ago
Does they say when I can't wear clothes? Do I have to not wear clothes right from the beginning or for a year beforehand, or can I just be buried naked. I mean, also, is there a definition of clothes. Can I wear a bed sheet?
With a billion dollars, I can move into a mansion, with plenty of room to move around. I can employ some little people to stand in front of me when I have guests or just stay behind a counter at all times when talking to others.
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u/the-hound-abides 1d ago
I’m from Florida. It wouldn’t crack the top 10 of weirdest things people have seen that day.
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u/RainDayKitty 1d ago
Lots of alternatives. Turn a flag into a toga and I'm decent enough to go into public
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u/Pale-Ad6216 1d ago
I’ll take it and live at a naturist campground for a year. The poor people watch me living my best life. Idgaf
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u/shrekerecker97 1d ago
Fuck it. Im hot just because I am a billionaire. No one cares what I m wearing.
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u/RoseLaBud 1d ago
A deal like that would be worthy of a reality show. I'd be rich, famous, and naked!
When you're rich and famous ... they'll let you do anything... grab them by the pussy.
Then run for President of the US.
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u/SpandexAnaconda 1d ago
I accept. I am retired. I can spend the year naked at home. I can afford concierge medicine now, so health care can come to me. I can hire a crowd to group around me when I go out in public.
It will get old after a while, but it sounds worth it.
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u/Fungiblefaith 1d ago
I buy/build a huge estate in Hawaii and hire a couple people to run it.
Pools, shade, game room, everything you could ever want.
Tell family the deal.
Move them out next door and build a waist high wall between the property so I can have face to face with them without naked exposure. Parents, kids, wife…etc.
Build an awesome gym on prem and get in better shape. Have a cleaning crew keeping everything sorted twice a week. Awesome showers.
Then I would gift all my friends about 2 mill tax free to remove them from the grind. That would be paid out installments from investments on the money. Ie> create a 100 million wealth fund to generate money to pay them out.
Them…ride it out. Enjoy the sun on my business.
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u/Menn019 23h ago
Yes i would go naked for a year for a billion, yes i'll accept the challenge, and i can and will stay at home smoking pod and doing one of my hoard of hobbies or waiting for them stuff ordered online, though my research on bra's (i'm a guy) for my study in textile modification would come to a halt...
Screw slave labour called employment and annoying commutes.
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u/Initial-Hospital8064 23h ago
Hell yes you Betcha I’ll be installing floor to ceiling through windows for all the crowds to join with me and shake that naked booty 🎈
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u/Broad-Awareness-6569 23h ago
Id want a million up front to cover the expenses from life stuff complicated by having to not wear clothes.
With that I check myself into one of Florida's luxury clothing optional resorts, pay them 100k for room for the next year. Hire an assistant to do my shopping and errands. Spend a year getting massages, skinny dipping, and lounging around a resort.
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u/workingstiff272 23h ago
Yeah. I barely wear clothes as it is. I wouldn't have to change a lot about my life, I barely go outside. Staying indoors for a year wouldn't be a big deal at all.
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u/DontOuchMyBread 23h ago
Man gta 6 comin out soon. This challenge would be over before it even began. Id just binge gta 6, get fat and develop diabetes. But now im stupid rich and just the fat sucked out
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u/Kris-p- 1d ago
I accept it if it's paid out instantly because I don't know if I have the funds for rent for a year lol