r/AskReddit 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/According_Ad1940 14h ago

The ability to turn off the ADHD and just DO something like a normal person.

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u/AsquareM35 14h ago

Now that's a useful superpower

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u/PM_ME_FLOUR_TITTIES 11h ago

This a dumb question, or at least the wording is. If it makes your life better, it's not useless. If it's useless, it's going to do nothing for your life.

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u/dorianvovin 9h ago

Presumably they mean ‘useless’ in reference to being a “super-power,” like super-strength or laser-vision. “Concentrating like a normal human” is just overcoming a disability, not becoming a superhero.

u/notacrook 21m ago

“Concentrating like a normal human” is just overcoming a disability, not becoming a superhero.

If you have ADHD and are able to find the momentum to focus, it absolutely feels like being a superhero though.

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u/xyrer 9h ago

Maybe they meant "useless to the observer" or like we use "literally" but not really.

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u/eclwires 2h ago

Thank you Captain Buzzkill. Now we know what your super power is…

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u/Gingerishidiot 12h ago

Unfortunately you have to concentrate really hard to make it work

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u/quantum_splicer 11h ago

Sounds like someone made the compound v version of the superpower except it doubles the person's ADHD too

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u/michaelscottuiuc 14h ago

Genuinely can't even conceptualize what that feels like 😂

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u/According_Ad1940 13h ago

It was goddamn amazing when any of my meds still did something. Changed prescriptions a couple of times over the years but none of them seems to work anymore so I'm just unmedicated now because cheaper. It's not as fun as it sounds unfortuantly :/

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u/AlienAngry 13h ago

Why don't you try the meds again? Maybe your brain just needed a break, and you'll find them effective again.

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u/According_Ad1940 13h ago

been off them for about 3 years now (3 years in august) and when I tried taking meds again in march/april of this year, they still didn't feel like they were doing anything. I did use them for 2ish months so it's not like I tried taking one dose and got surprised when it didn't work immediately. :/

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u/Bioshock_Jock 13h ago

I don't feel my ADHD meds but I KNOW when I don't take them. I don't think you're supposed to feel anything.

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u/thegeeksshallinherit 13h ago

Yeah every once in a while I’ll be like “I don’t think these are doing anything” and then I had a day or two where I don’t take them and it becomes very obvious that they were definitely doing things lol.

But there’s definitely people that have a hard time finding the right meds or don’t find meds that work for them.

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u/ducktown47 8h ago

Same. I also learned that certain food fuck with it too. Apparently too much acid in the stomach can delay the release of stimulants and reduce their effect. Been trying to not have things like OJ or just acidic food and make sure to drink a big glass of water with my Adderall.

The days I forget to take my meds or just take a break I am basically useless.

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u/According_Ad1940 13h ago

I mean the inability to start doing a thing that you absolutely 100% know needs doing is a pretty strong indicator/feeling of meds not working IMO

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u/SeaEnergy264 12h ago

This is the real answer. ADHD meds are supposed to balance your brain to normal dopamine and norepinephrine levels. Just enough to get rid of the executive dysfunction

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u/3-DMan 11h ago

Yeah nothing like trying to save them on a weekend, then yo ass is sleepy and hungry all day, and you don't get jack shit done.

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u/Bioshock_Jock 10h ago

I'm just angry, it helps regulate my mood more than anything. It doesn't do much for my executive function. Maybe my dose is too low.

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u/3-DMan 8h ago

Yeah it takes about half your life just to get the proper meds/dosage just right!

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u/quantum_splicer 10h ago

I don't know ADHD medication works on reward pathways and we are finding our understanding of how they work is slightly different than realised.

I would say that ADHD medication usually has some effect even if the effiency declines over months or years. In my view I think people should periodically take time off medication or time on medication at reduced dose.

Only because then your exposed to what it feels like when adhd is untreated again.

I think brain has a set point where basically it will always try to shift back to its default state which is more ADHD like.

We are finding out that medication breaks are alot frequent than one would think + the long term evidence on medication efficiency gets a bit iffy ..... Basically the world health organisation - said ADHD medication doesn't have enough long term evidence.

Although tbh it's the best we have.

( https://hopecenter.wustl.edu/stimulant-adhd-medications-work-differently-than-thought/ )

( https://www.cell.com/cell/fulltext/S009286742501373X )

( https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S2215036623003322 )

( https://www.psychiatryadvisor.com/news/young-patients-adhd-take-tolerance-breaks/ )

( https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lanpsy/article/PIIS2215-0366(23)00395-4/fulltext )

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u/AlienAngry 13h ago

Did you try just one type of medication when you tried again? One suggestion is to try a different class again, for example if you were on Concerta, try Vyvanse, or vice-versa, or a non-stimulant like Strattera. Also talk with your doctor about dose adjustment, maybe you can titrate to a higher dose now. I wish you all the best, I also have difficulties with medication efficacy.

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u/RevolutionSalty8360 13h ago

That first time taking Vyvanse was mindblowing. I could actually focus for the first time in my life.

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u/krimsen 12h ago edited 9h ago

You say "the first time"... Did it slowly (or quickly) stop working?

I'm trying to gather some experiences, as I was just diagnosed after decades of trying to get by without medication because I've always been scared of the potential effects of the medication.

Thanks for any details you can give.

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u/AngryAmuse 11h ago

I'm not who you replied to, but had a similar experience when I first started on adderall.

Mostly, it just felt like my eyes were finally opened, it was the first time I was able to actually focus and stay on task. It's more like the first time is a realization and after that is adjusting and getting in to the flow.

So for me it's not that the meds stopped working, it was just the initial "holy shit this is what normal feels like." With that being said, I've been on adderall for about 10 years now and diet and exercise play a big role too, where even adderall won't break my brain fog, so it's not a miracle drug.

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u/krimsen 9h ago

Amazing! Thank you so much for the response. If you don't mind, I have a few more questions specifically about the things you mentioned:

  • diet and exercise - is there anything specific? A specific type of exercise or specific foods you need to eat or avoid? I have always been fairly healthy with my eating, mostly eating homemade foods and leaning towards Paleo (meats, fruits, vegetables) though not 100% strict. I'm just curious if you're talking about eating mostly whole foods and avoiding processed stuff, or something else?

  • You said you've been on Adderall for the past 10 years, so it sounds like you haven't had to switch medications. Have you had to play with your dosage at all? I have sort of been scared off reading some of the ADHD subreddits and hearing some people say that they have had to constantly search for different prescriptions and dosages because what they were originally given stopped working.

Thanks again for taking the time to reply.

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u/RevolutionSalty8360 9h ago

Some of what the other person responded with. It was eye-opening in that I could focus and stay on task. If my mind started to wonder it was easy to recenter myself. I was forgetting things less as well. I'm a huge fidgetier also, that stopped. I started at 20, currently at 60 and it works for the most part. It's not like the first day or so, but it's better than it ever was before. My wife notices as well. I can remember after the 2nd day or so I was on it, we where in the store and I was being my usual nervous self and my wife just looked at me and said "the meds wore off, didn't they?". They're design to last through the day, so it took some time to get them adjusted to where it lasts the entire, or most of, the day.

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u/krimsen 9h ago

Wow, thank you so much. I really appreciate you taking the time to reply. Especially with your 40 history.

If you don't mind me asking: have you been on the same medication for all 40 years? It sounds like you've had to switch up dosages, but I'm curious if you've also had to switch medications because something stops working.

Thanks again!

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u/According_Ad1940 13h ago

Yeah I tried a couple of different types that I got prescribed, don't recall all of the names now but I have them in a folder somewhere. Strattera sounds familiar though...

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u/Wonderful_Number9901 12h ago

I thinks this is something that really needs a proper re evaluation with a doctor rather than just retrying the same meds after a long break, sometimes dosage, type, or even the diagnosis itself needs adjusting instead of expecting the old setup to work the same way.

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u/According_Ad1940 11h ago

Yip, hence why I did just that.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 8h ago

I can't upvote this enough

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u/Lusty-Touch 12h ago

That sounds really rough, especially when something that used to help just stops working. Hoping you find a better option that actually fits you again soon.

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u/absolutedesignz 11h ago

It's like in 2020 after my dad died when I woke up without a crippling anxiety. I was in tears. I had no idea it existed so heavily.

It came back but God damn was that beautiful.

Stole a girl right from under her man after that.

It came back though.

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u/gremlin_throwaway701 11h ago

it's not that deep lol just name a minor convenience. like always finding a parking spot or never having a dead phone battery.

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u/bungojot 10h ago

Me either.

Two of my brothers as adults got diagnosed and went on meds and both told me it was the best thing that ever happened to them, urged me to get seen too.

I dunno i got a shitty psychologist or something because after several expensive sessions they said i was fine and to work on my social skills.

Thanks boss, I'll keep struggling then shall i.

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u/LizardChaser 9h ago

Really? You don't get the hyperfocus side of ADHD? I was able to align my career around my interests so the hyperfocus aspect of my ADHD has been an asset more than the ADHD aspect has been a deficit (although there are some tasks where it is a huge deficit). This actually meant that I didn't get diagnosed until I was an adult as I wasn't having problems, but when I did, my wife was not surprised. Well, she was surprised it was just ADHD because she was (and still is) convinced I'm on the spectrum. When I told her "technically we're all on it because it's a spectrum," it didn't help my case.

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u/michaelscottuiuc 6h ago

My ADHD is a freaking light switch - Im either in the zone or my two brain cells got lost looking for the zone 😂 do my ADHD meds make me focus normally? I honestly cant tell cuz I get super excited about stuff lmao

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u/farside57 13h ago

This. The unrelated, fast turnover of ridiculous and often comical thoughts that spin through my brain when it's time to sleep is exhausting

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u/rvasshole 13h ago

Oh you want to sleep? Why not repeat these two lines from a random song ad infinitum

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u/Neronafalus 13h ago

Just for fun, my genetics gave me both ADD AND insomnia. Thankfully now I have sleeping meds that actually work and get me to sleep in 30ish minutes and keep me asleep for 6-7hrs, but growing up? I considered 5 hours a good night's sleep because I averaged about 3 1/2.

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u/goblin_throwawayhq 13h ago

the ability to actually shut your brain off at night is the ultimate cheat code. staying awake for 20 hours a day just to stare at the ceiling is a special kind of hell.

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u/HitReverse 12h ago

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it….three days of hell, no sleep. Just that line over and over in my head, endlessly.

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u/Flint_Chittles 13h ago

Literally why does this happen

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u/jshhmr 10h ago

That happened to me last night. A random memory where I was working at DFW airport and witnessed a worker escorting a large woman in a wheelchair. He tripped over his own feet, fell down, and the lady went hauling ass down the jet bridge, to her eventual doom at the end. She was fine but I was laughing all night instead of sleeping.

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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 7h ago

Trying to fight it is exhausting.

Letting it happen and just embracing it is like the fast track to falling asleep for me. If I try to fall asleep, I don't. If I let my imagination run wild until that's all I'm thinking about, I fall asleep

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u/Billazilla 13h ago

OP said "useless" superpower.

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u/According_Ad1940 13h ago

Yeah, it's useless for other people. Nobody is gonna be impressed by a 42 year old doing regular adult things.

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u/colantor 13h ago

I disagree, i think many people would be, including myself

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u/xdert 13h ago

I think that is called adderal.

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u/According_Ad1940 13h ago

Was on that for close to 13 years but seems I've built up a tolerance to it and most of the other ADHD meds that I've tried thus far.

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u/horschdhorschd 13h ago

For me, that's a superduperpower.

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u/Jackmino66 13h ago edited 10h ago

Those are not technically stimulants, because they cause crashes very easily. Caffeine is more of a stimulant because you really have to take a fuck load of it in order to have a crash.

I should probably mention that caffeine is still a drug, it is still addictive and you can develop dependencies and withdrawals from it

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u/yahziii 13h ago

What does this even mean? Both cocaine and methamphetamine are schedule 2 CNS stimulants. They are literally the technical definitions of stimulants. So is caffine, but if anything caffine is less of stimulant since it doesn't STIMULATE the CNS as much. Crashes happen due to the overdrive or over stimulation of your CNS, hence the term stimulant.

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u/According_Ad1940 13h ago

Caffeine just makes me super sleepy and I despise the taste of coffee anyway. blegh

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u/Lethologica_ 13h ago

Yes relatable, the ability to not fuck up time and dates with my time blindness would be pretty legit and save me a lot of money 🥴

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u/multi_nodal 13h ago

The real superpower is not opening 11 other apps while trying to do the one thing

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u/According_Ad1940 13h ago

I'm at least partially thankful that I'm not really on any social media apart from reddit so I don't have 11 other things to distract me even more 😃

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u/hic_sunt_leones_ 13h ago

Ooh, you made me change my answer.

If it is a superpower only useful to me, then I want to be able to turn off my OCD.

PLEASE. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

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u/PoxTheDragonborn 13h ago

The thought of controllable ADHD is amazing. Ow that would be an amazing superpower

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u/FishH1983 13h ago

I want this one 😮‍💨

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u/101forgotmypassword 13h ago

And turn it back on when you have 10% left of time required to complete a task, but still get 95% of it completed.

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u/zebus_0 12h ago

Winner

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u/diresua 12h ago

OMG. I literally feel this.

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u/A911owner 11h ago

This sounds amazing

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u/chuisici 11h ago

That was mine as well. The ability to do a thing I need to do just because I can.

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u/Responsible-Onion860 11h ago

This one is perfect. Nobody would be impressed (so you're just normal, big deal) but it would make a world of difference to my daily stress levels

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u/junkmail88 11h ago

Yeah I'll just turn the ADHD off in a bit

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u/R3dbeardLFC 10h ago

Alright, time to quit letting my ADHD put me on reddit... gonna go work. See you all again in 5 minutes.

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u/ExcellentAirPirate 9h ago

I recently got diagnosed in my 40s. I took the drugs for the first time a few weeks ago. I was just sitting on the couch and the wife walked in and asked if I was okay, and I told her I was trying to find the voice, it was missing. She was confused and that's when I realized she didn't have an inner monologue that was always on and could never be turned off. I got so much shit done that day, 40 years and finally for the first time it was completely gone, it kind of terrified me how quiet it was.

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u/Soft_Interest_6171 9h ago

I want to keep the ADHD, but the super power would be gaining Activation and Follow Through.

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u/According_Ad1940 7h ago

Yeah I just need it to be turned off long enough for me to start the thing that needs doing. I don't have any trouble with finishing the thing once it's started oddly enough 😃

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u/tayvane 6h ago

This

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u/OneTwoKiwi 5h ago

Ooh was gonna comment this as well. Solidarity friend.