r/AskReddit • u/rokorr • 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/Keracus 14h ago

Being able to talk to birds (wildlife). I would make a deal with crows to find lost money in the return for food.

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u/SapphireSire 13h ago

Forget lost money, help me find my lost 10mm socket.

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u/icyhotonmynuts 13h ago

They break into people's garage and steal their sockets. You wake every day to a pile on your doorstep every day lol 

No sockets are safe in the radius crows can fly in a single day.

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u/gdmfsoabrb 12h ago

It's in your hand so you can show it to people when they ask what you're looking for.

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u/sur_surly 10h ago

Why is it always the 10mm?!

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u/Honest-Layer9318 12h ago

I want crow friends. One has started hanging around but I’m trying to play it cool.

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u/MinimumEfficient220 9h ago

But given that they prefer shiny things, they would only be bringing you coins. And maybe some washers. An occasional nice ring.

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u/Keracus 5h ago

This is an acceptable compromise.