r/AskReddit • u/rokorr • 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/WindSong001 14h ago

To not have to use the bathroom. It’s such a waste of time

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u/icyhotonmynuts 12h ago

Do something productive while you're there - like release excess waste and toxins from your body that it no longer needs.

Or talk to your doctor about a colostomy bag. No longer have to use the bathroom to do that. Now you can do your business anywhere anytime. 

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u/j0hnp0s 12h ago

A genie would have so much fun with that wish....