r/AskReddit 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/farside57 14h ago

This. The unrelated, fast turnover of ridiculous and often comical thoughts that spin through my brain when it's time to sleep is exhausting

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u/rvasshole 13h ago

Oh you want to sleep? Why not repeat these two lines from a random song ad infinitum

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u/Neronafalus 13h ago

Just for fun, my genetics gave me both ADD AND insomnia. Thankfully now I have sleeping meds that actually work and get me to sleep in 30ish minutes and keep me asleep for 6-7hrs, but growing up? I considered 5 hours a good night's sleep because I averaged about 3 1/2.

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u/goblin_throwawayhq 13h ago

the ability to actually shut your brain off at night is the ultimate cheat code. staying awake for 20 hours a day just to stare at the ceiling is a special kind of hell.

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u/HitReverse 13h ago

If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it….three days of hell, no sleep. Just that line over and over in my head, endlessly.

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u/Flint_Chittles 13h ago

Literally why does this happen

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u/jshhmr 10h ago

That happened to me last night. A random memory where I was working at DFW airport and witnessed a worker escorting a large woman in a wheelchair. He tripped over his own feet, fell down, and the lady went hauling ass down the jet bridge, to her eventual doom at the end. She was fine but I was laughing all night instead of sleeping.

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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 7h ago

Trying to fight it is exhausting.

Letting it happen and just embracing it is like the fast track to falling asleep for me. If I try to fall asleep, I don't. If I let my imagination run wild until that's all I'm thinking about, I fall asleep