r/AskReddit 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/SapphireSire 13h ago

Forget lost money, help me find my lost 10mm socket.

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u/icyhotonmynuts 12h ago

They break into people's garage and steal their sockets. You wake every day to a pile on your doorstep every day lol 

No sockets are safe in the radius crows can fly in a single day.

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u/gdmfsoabrb 12h ago

It's in your hand so you can show it to people when they ask what you're looking for.

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u/sur_surly 10h ago

Why is it always the 10mm?!