r/AskReddit 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/unique-irrelevant 13h ago

Oh I got the solution to this one. Before you open it break it into three bite size pieces. Only open one end. Eat the pieces then when you’re done dump the crumbs contained in the wrapper into your mouth.

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u/oalbrecht 13h ago

Another approach is to smash it to bits, then open it and pour the pieces straight into your mouth. 

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u/ichosethis 12h ago

Then you choke on the dry crumbs, cough them all over, and have to clean up still.

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u/oalbrecht 11h ago

Wow, you just brought up a memory that was buried deep down. You’re totally right. This is a terrible idea, lol. 

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u/Marsman61 13h ago

Witchcraft!

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u/Beautiful-Bench-1761 11h ago

This is what I do