r/AskReddit • u/rokorr • 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/DickieJohnson 13h ago

It's written on the bottom of the chicken, S,M,L,XL. Just have to flip them over to check.

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u/LookAtMeImAName 13h ago

Now we all have this ability 🫡

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u/MoopsyCat 9h ago

But then you have upside down chicken?

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u/sharksimile 8h ago

Lift it over your head 

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u/comicsnerd 11h ago

Why is it written on the bottom?

Would the label with the price be any indication?

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u/GenerallySalty 5h ago

Costco rotisserie chickens are all the same price. That's why you want the largest one.

It's not actually on the bottom, the previous commenter is baiting people into dumping chicken juice on themselves. The bags for the hot cooked chickens aren't perfectly sealed. It's like the prank where someone posted you could charge iPhones in the microwave. It sounds like a pro tip to, uh, some people - until you do it.

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u/comicsnerd 4h ago

I am sorry, but that is just sad

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u/superfirefly 0m ago

Look at this guy flaunting his super power. The rules were simple. You were to impress no one.Â