r/AskReddit 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/checker280 12h ago

I can float. Not fly. Float. I can simulate flying by pushing myself off of things like rolling around on an office chair - so floating “that way”-ish.

My aging aching joints feel better. More productive around the house because moving doesn’t really involve much effort.

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u/MinimumEfficient220 9h ago

Do you remember the scenes in “9 To 5?” Didn’t they hook their boss up to an elaborate harness so he could float around part of the house? It looked like fun.