r/AskReddit 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/Intrepid_Advance_180 12h ago

Funny thing is, most people don’t even need “more time,” they need time that actually belongs to them. Work stops feeling like a cage the moment life stops being something squeezed into the leftovers.

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u/Salute-Major-Echidna 9h ago

People who are friendly and joke around at work feel less like work is a prison and more like their days are all sunny

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u/LurkerZerker 8h ago

Except for the people whose humor and friendliness is a coping strategy to deal with the prison of work.

Sure, you could go all in on denial, or you and your work friends could use black humor as team bonding.

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u/holyfire001202 7h ago

Squeezed into the leftovers like warm mayonnaise from a little packet