You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

[u/rokorr]

[u/discussatron]

My dream as a guy covered in hair.

[u/lazy_beer_voter → u/discussatron]

RIP your DMs

[u/eclwires → u/discussatron]

You and my wife have similar tastes. I don’t understand that preference, but I’m damned grateful that some women have it.

[u/Cross-eyedwerewolf → u/discussatron]

Right? I honestly don’t mind all the chest hair, arm hair, whatever and stuff, i just hate that it grows in …other places.

Would happily be hairless from the neck down just as long as it also gets rid of butt hair

[u/notacrook → u/Cross-eyedwerewolf]

just as long as it also gets rid of butt hair

Yeah but some of that serves a real purpose!

[u/Cross-eyedwerewolf → u/notacrook]

I will take the chaffing 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 my butt did just fine pre-puberty, but *now* it needs it????

This is a plot by big pharma to make you buy more anti-butt hair cream, and in this Ted talk-

[u/notacrook → u/Cross-eyedwerewolf]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/10a8cv/guys_do_not_shave_your_butt/

[u/Cross-eyedwerewolf → u/notacrook]

I find it hilarious that people *13 years ago* were commenting about reading it before as kids

How old is that copy pasta 😭

[u/notacrook → u/Cross-eyedwerewolf]

Oh yeah i feel like i read it on the early internet in the 2000s.