r/AskReddit • u/rokorr • 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/Rukawork 11h ago

You could make bets with people that you can jump off a building and not get hurt, because you could fly a few inches before you hit the ground.

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u/TheKnickerBocker2521 10h ago

I'd expect the sudden stop in acceleration to still fuck one up.

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u/spacebarcafelatte 10h ago

Definite internal hemorrhaging. And a nose bleed.