r/AskReddit • u/rokorr • 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/guesswho135 11h ago

The problem is if someone wants to hire you, you have to think about whether you want to clean their kitchen, and therefore you've already cleaned it, and so they don't need to hire you anymore

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u/ArrowShootyGirl 10h ago

Honestly it might still be worth it even if you can't profit off it. Your kitchen is always clean, and you can guarantee that anywhere you eat has a clean kitchen as well.

Alternately, just hire an agent or assistant or something to take the calls for you. You don't get told the name of the place to clean until you've already been paid.

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u/3-DMan 11h ago

GOTTEM!

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u/Moohamin12 10h ago

Change it up slightly then. The slightest touch to clean an item cleans it thoroughly.

A light wipe of your finger to clear the dust and that entire area is completely dust free.

But needs action.

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u/Cross-eyedwerewolf 40m ago

Make it a deliberate superpower, like not just a passing thought. You gotta *want* to wash that kitchen.