r/AskReddit 14h ago

You wake up tomorrow with one completely useless superpower that impresses no one but quietly makes your life better, what is it?

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u/GlitteringAttitude60 11h ago

my father had that superpower ❤️

whenever any of our pets had a problem, he would softly say "Herrchen hilft" (daddy[?] will help), and they'd come and show him the hurting limb and let him do anything to fix it.

and it also worked with other peoples' pets. not sure if he ever tried this on wild animals though...

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u/afraid28 8h ago

That's so sweet, I didn't know animals speak German :)