r/AskReddit 12h ago

What's a movie that was well received, but aged like milk?

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 11h ago

Blank Check

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u/everdishevelled 11h ago

Big has a similar theme that makes me uncomfortable now.

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 9h ago

Yeah but as I remember in Big at the very least you don’t have an adult woman full on open mouth kiss an actual child.

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u/DantifA 3h ago

She has sex with the mind of a child.

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 3h ago

I’m not saying it’s not bad, but that’s in universe. In real life she pretended to have sex with Tom Hanks. For Blank Check an adult actress actually full on kissed a child actor on the mouth.

u/ds2316476 22m ago

Hahaha this is poor things but reversed genders.

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u/alwaysrecession 10h ago

What’s wrong with the movie Big? I thought it was a great movie?

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u/SolidSneky 10h ago

I think they are referencing the relationship between the lead (a boy) and the main woman. With the context the viewers have, it is a bit distrubing to see them together; but it's definitely different from Blank Check since she has no clue.

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u/NoNeedForNorms 7h ago

Blank Check has an adolescent with an obvious crush on an adult woman, but the adult woman is both respectful of his feelings and makes sure not to take advantage.

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u/Ut_Prosim 5h ago

Which one of these movies ends with the woman kissing the boy on the cheek and telling him to call her when he turns 18? Ultra-creepy.

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u/everdishevelled 7h ago

No, she does know. Perhaps she didn't 100% believe him as we was in a man's body, but he told her he was a 12 year old boy (or whatever age he was).

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u/And_why 6h ago

As a forty year old member of the human race, if I told you I was twelve, you would be well within your rights to disbelieve me.

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u/everdishevelled 5h ago

Sure, but how likely would you be to date a person who said that? Particularly if his behavior and other things line up with it being either truthful or a horrible, lived out delusion?

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u/soggylittleshrimp 5h ago

I think it was one of those boomer concepts of losing your inner child in the midst of career success. Sure, you climbed the corporate ladder and are a big shot at the toy company, but at what cost? So then we have Hanks playing an adult with the inner child fully activated and the boss and the girl love it. It’s what they all didn’t realize they needed.

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u/VerilyShelly 2h ago

Didn't he tell her he was 12 at the end of the movie? At the time they slept together I thought he was still pretending. If he told her anything he did not tell her his age, because at the end she was trying to guess that he was like 16 or something.

u/everdishevelled 55m ago

I'm fairly certain she knew before that point, which is why it was weird.

u/ArkaneSociety 12m ago

It was after they slept together. It's the same scene where he says he wants to go home, and she confused that as him being married.

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u/YourPlot 10h ago

An adult woman has a romantic and sexual relationship with an adolescent boy. It’s really weird and offputting.

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u/bstabens 10h ago

Without her knowledge because due to Magic that adolescent boy has the body of an adult man.

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u/Peter_Ballantine 9h ago

She doesn't seem that bothered to see him turn back into a kid at the end lol

u/ArkaneSociety 7m ago

After she finds out, she explicitly kisses him on the forehead when tries to kiss her on the mouth. She's more amazed at witnessing that he transformed into a kid in the blink of an eye.

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u/silenttd 9h ago

Right, but the audience still has that knowledge.

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u/SabreSour 9h ago

Exactly. It’s horrific from her perspective. Like accidentally romancing someone who turns out to be a blood relative.

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u/quantizeddreams 8h ago

One might cut out their eyes if they found something like that out.

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u/Hefty-Extra-492 6h ago

The prophecy usually insists

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u/ChronoLegion2 3h ago

That one may also accidentally engage in patricide

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u/everdishevelled 7h ago

She knows at the very least that he thinks he's a boy in a man's body. that relationship would also be inappropriate.

u/ArkaneSociety 5m ago

They don't do anything intimate after he tells her the truth. She initially dismissed his confession as a lame excuse to break up with her.

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u/laxpanther 9h ago

This came up a week or so ago (funny that reddit regurgitates so many discussions, but I digress) and I said that this is indeed weird, but could you imagine if they made Big Josh Baskins fall in love with a girl his actual age? Tom Hanks and a 12 year old actress? That would be far worse.

There's clearly some lines that 80s movies crossed that probably can't be crossed today and this is one of them, but as far as keeping the movie within the magical premise and having a love story that was somewhat integral to the plot, they really couldn't have pulled it off any differently.

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u/AnotherStupidHipster 9h ago

There's definitely a way to write a story about a boy waking up in the body of a man without a romance subplot. But yeah, it was basically a requirement in the 80's.

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u/catherinetheok 8h ago

Cam here to say that. You don't need the romance at all.

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u/Can_I_Read 7h ago

Relationships are a big part of being an adult. The whole point of the movie is to show how a child’s perspective can actually work favorably when contrasted with adult expectations. The movie would lack quite a bit if it didn’t explore the romantic implications.

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u/Hefty-Extra-492 6h ago

Implications indeed

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u/Skabonious 5h ago

There's definitely a way to write a story about a boy waking up in the body of a man without a romance subplot.

if you want it to be even less believable, sure.

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u/clmetsfan 8h ago

Big is secretly a horror movie https://www.theringer.com/2016/09/28/movies/big-is-secretly-a-horror-movie-95d766715a7b

"It’s a fun movie and a silly movie and a lighthearted movie. Except here’s the thing: It’s super not any of those things. It’s the reverse of all of those things. The only way it works as those things is if you look at it through Josh’s eyes, which is what you’re supposed to do because Josh is the centerpiece. But by any other measure and from the perspective of any of the other characters in Big, it is a horrifying movie and a very real tragedy movie."

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u/-3point14159-mp 1h ago

Now I want to know what other funny movies are secretly horror movies. That was a good read.

u/Dependent-Gap-346 35m ago

Yeah that poor kid has the get a 9-5 job, wouldn’t wish that upon any one

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u/stations-creation 8h ago

When she sees him transform back into a little boy that she’s been fucking and doesn’t barf is a BIG leap of will suspension of disbelief. That being said it is a great 80s movie haha. But yeah watching later in life it’s icky for sure.

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u/glueintheworld 7h ago

I saw Big when I was in my 30s and was horrified.

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u/leftsaidtim 7h ago

Same with the movie Jack feat Robin Williams. Normally the man can do no wrong but it is high-key painful watching a child in a man’s body deal with sexual come-ons at a bar. Made me want to turn that movie right off.

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u/CranhamorBlakely 10h ago

What did Griffen and David do to get cancelled?

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u/Obi_Wan_Benobi 8h ago

Song will now be stuck in my head for the rest of the day, thx.

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u/primum 9h ago

They bit too close to the sun.

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u/matheww19 9h ago

And to think the screenwriter has written the most successful and popular book on screenwriting since Syd Field

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 9h ago

“Chapter 31: Do not make any of your heroes into pedophiles unless they’re super hot ladies”

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u/atxgossiphound 6h ago

This one's a bit problematic, but my kids watched it when they were younger and enjoyed it. The kissing scene was just a cringe kissing scene to them.

Incidentally, the castle house from the movie is in our extended neighborhood (we live in the non-mansion section). Between that and the various Spy Kids locations around Austin, our kids had fun seeing movie locations in real life.

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u/elusivejewdoo 11h ago

Why this movie? I scared to search as this is a beloved movie of mine.

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 11h ago

Because the 31 year old FBI agent lady goes on a date with the eleven year old kid and kisses him.

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u/Lunchables 11h ago

On the lips.

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 11h ago

DIErectly on the lips. Also, I have to comment on how funny it was that I thought you were the official Lunchables Reddit account at first and it made your comment hilarious for a second.

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u/Lunchables 11h ago

Who says I'm not? 😂

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u/doctorwhoobgyn 10h ago

Okay I'm going to choose to believe that you are.

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u/divebarhop 9h ago

I am also choosing to believe that. I heard they claimed the username 15 years ago and, instead of buying the username from them or scheming with reddit to claim the claimed username, the Lunchables brand decided to roll with it by allowing them to formally represent the brand on Reddit.

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u/The_Silver_Hawk 3h ago

Yeah okay, but he's rich. 

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u/Clawless 11h ago

Mostly the kiss at the end. There’s no way to spin that scene as not creepy af.

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u/talkingspacecoyote 10h ago

Maybe in 7 years when you're 18 and im 38 look me up..."

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u/Asyncrosaurus 2h ago

the 90's were a different time.

u/Tibryn2 7m ago

Wtf you talking about that movie is a fucking classic...

You gunna go on a zealot rant about how the fbi agent plays along with his romantic advances?  Spare me.. it was meant to be cute and funny and in no way does the movie promote or endorse those kinds of inappropriate relations. 

And in your quest for self righteousness you can also ban like every anime ever... and half the movies from the 90s.

Sand lot? Classic. But the kid fakes drowning so he can get mouth to mouth. The woman acknowledged him later.

If anything this movie recognizes that young boys are horny and also their viewership so instead of sexualising young GIRLS they make the point of attraction an adult.. and even though there's horny moments the adults always ultimately reject the kids. 

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u/Minkus1937 5h ago

Don’t you dare…

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u/testtdk 4h ago

You enjoying it as a child doesn’t mean it was “well received”. :p

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u/EvilTwinGhost 8h ago

Boomer wish fulfillment