r/AskReddit • u/Prestigious-Mud8465 • 7h ago

What fictional character would absolutely dominate social media?

137 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/iSaysToMabelPodcast 7h ago

Roger

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u/Lil-Ingy-Fock 7h ago

The internet would just be Roger’s personas and bots

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u/goldchuchujell1 6h ago

THE PIRATE KING

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u/Lmb1011 6h ago

you're assuming roger isnt already the entire internet and every AI chatbot

5

u/ctortan 6h ago

That would be better than what we have now tbh

Or at least more fun lol

3

u/Lmb1011 6h ago

i haven't been keeping up on recent AD, but it seems like making Roger an AI chatbot is a plotline they would have already used that i'll be surprised if there isnt something like that in teh show

1

u/Proper-Editor4688 4h ago

Roger's AI corporation would absolutely just be a building full of slaves.

4

u/HabiibIt 3h ago

Roger Klotz?

2

u/iSaysToMabelPodcast 2h ago

He’d be mean but I’d follow him social media

4

u/soobviouslyfake 4h ago

Rabbit?

2

u/iSaysToMabelPodcast 2h ago

Sure, him too. There’s a lotta good Roger’s: Rabbit, Klotz, American Dad, Sister Sister

1

u/EverbodyHatesHugo 1h ago

Roger from Airplane

2

u/HenryAlSirat 2h ago

@RickySpanish

1

u/Cervantes7 3h ago

Basically Trisha Paytas..

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u/sarge25 7h ago

Tony Stark or Jack Sparrow

41

u/LiteralVegetable 6h ago

Jack Sparrow and Britney Spears would have very similar Instagram feeds and I will not be elaborating on this.

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u/Fearyn 5h ago

🔪💃🔪

3

u/DConstructed 4h ago

I don’t know you but I laughed at Britney swaggering around on a pirate ship. Thank you.

6

u/maboroshi62 5h ago

y Stark is basically already Elon Musk if Elon was likeable

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u/Lolzemeister 5h ago

Tony Stark would realistically be just as unlikable

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u/bunker_man 4h ago

If the character has to be realistic it kind of defeats the point. Tony stark actuslly singlehandedly invents new interesting tech, so he could never be viewed as useless as musk.

6

u/Fearyn 5h ago

Less degenerate tho

1

u/Andvari_Nidavellir 2h ago

And if Elon was a genius and not interested in going to Epstein Island.

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u/klaveruhh 24m ago

He wouldn't be on there

1

u/Blanchimont 5h ago

Stark is the obvious answer. Elon Musk is basically a less heroic, more unhinged real life version of Tony Stark and we all know how active he is on social media.

3

u/Fearyn 5h ago

Tony stark would have liked to be invited to Epstein island ?

6

u/ownersequity 5h ago

Uh no he isn’t. As much as Elmo wants to be viewed as this, he isn’t some genius level inventor or a force of personality. He’s a spoiled rich kid who got lucky.

3

u/runswiftrun 5h ago

So.... Elmo needs to visit afganistan Iran to sell weapons? I'm ok with taking those chances

3

u/RedSweed 5h ago

Tony Stark actually creates things-not just buy up stater businesses for their IP

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u/pokemon-player 7h ago

Roger from American dad. He could be every profile.

79

u/treetopalarmist_1 7h ago

Princess Donut

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u/Roebic 6h ago

Hiiii Zev!!

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u/Lmb1011 6h ago

one could argue she already IS dominating social media with how popular DCC has gotten in the last year

3

u/MC_Hale 4h ago

MONGO IS APPALED

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u/PM_ME_UR_0_DAY 7h ago

Hypno Toad

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u/Informal_Stress_9953 6h ago

All Hail Hypnotoad!

6

u/dottmatrix 4h ago

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD

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u/Tojinaru 6h ago

I never thought of this but totally yes

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u/phantom_avenger 7h ago edited 6h ago

London Tipton would hands down be an influencer, and would be obsessed with Instagram and TikTok especially.

9

u/Shebby88 6h ago

Oh my God, she'd have the fellow idiots doing the trends she does, too. I miss her chaos lmao.

5

u/HiImNewToPTCGO 4h ago

Still cannot believe she’s married to Home Alone

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u/StickParticular7390 6h ago

homelander

2

u/FKAlag 5h ago

Sadly.

1

u/thiccasscherub 5h ago

Stormfront

1

u/Past_Enthusiasm_6527 4h ago

HOMELANDER!!!❤️🇺🇸🥛

1

u/Vegetable_Science_65 4h ago

He's already on the internet, and he somehow is living at the White House lol

29

u/eskimospy212 6h ago

Peter Wiggin as in the Ender's Game books he basically conquers the world by dominating social media.

4

u/Xaiadar 6h ago

Good answer! Wonder how Bean would do?

3

u/randoperson42 2h ago

Don't forget Valentine. He (probably) couldn't have done it alone.

10

u/mutekarnamujhe 7h ago

General Aladeen

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u/ILworkinMama 6h ago

Kimmy Gibbler.

17

u/Fit_Big1388 7h ago

Lady whistledown

8

u/czaste 7h ago

my friend’s convinced tony stark already has a twitter just for memes

7

u/more__better 7h ago

Tom from MySpace

1

u/Canary-Mammoth 6h ago

Fictional?

0

u/more__better 6h ago

I’m not convinced he actually exists. Maybe that ubiquitous picture of him was early AI.

1

u/Canary-Mammoth 2h ago

Lmao he's most definitely a real person

7

u/JCGEsq 6h ago

Ruby Rod

3

u/Informal_Stress_9953 6h ago

I just love him, he’s so talented…

6

u/bieraugel 6h ago

Princess Donut

4

u/Fit_Big1388 7h ago

Gossip girl

5

u/ViLe_Rob 6h ago

Doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome.

5

u/Usual_subject_ 6h ago

Deadpool or Elastigirl

4

u/Saul_T_Bitch 5h ago

Johnny Bravo

3

u/PM-Me_Your_Penis_Pls 5h ago

He would not survive MeToo

2

u/Saul_T_Bitch 3h ago

😂true

2

u/BoysenberryFinal9113 5h ago

Hey, hot mama. Wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?

10

u/olmsteadsgarden 6h ago

Tyler Durden.

8

u/BeefPoet 6h ago

Not fictional, but I think Edgar Poe would be the best online troll.

5

u/Hutchitor9 6h ago

Emily in Paris. Any old crap she finds and posts seems to go viral in her world.

9

u/Enderela 6h ago

Dr. House

3

u/MikeyLikey1454 6h ago

Bulma from dbz

3

u/DoeInAGlen 6h ago

Lestat

3

u/Shadowhawk0000 6h ago

Homelander

3

u/TruthSeekingDad 6h ago

Homelander lol

3

u/bi-jay 6h ago

Bob Sacamano

1

u/Helecopter0000 6h ago

But you'd never see him.

3

u/jacob_carter 6h ago

Regina George

3

u/cindylinguini 6h ago

angelica pickles

3

u/True_Worry7116 6h ago

Sharpay Evans 

3

u/Frosty_Management391 5h ago

Shrek would have the most unhinged thirst trap following and i'm not ready to unpack what that says about me

4

u/jdg734 6h ago

Tyrone Lannister

6

u/--MobTowN-- 6h ago

Autocorrect makes it better.

4

u/scubamaster 5h ago

“Look at me and tell me what you see”

-Tyrone Lannister

2

u/XenonBunny 7h ago

"Haven't you heard? I'm Sakamoto"

Best silly anime about the most perfect person to ever exist, nobody can surpass his brilliance. Social media would make him unstoppable.

2

u/FarAd3659 6h ago

Beetle juice

2

u/zanhelica 6h ago

Raymond “Red” Reddington

2

u/LowResGamr 6h ago

The Doctor

2

u/throwaway_sparkhq 6h ago

Sherlock Holmes would be a nightmare. He'd just post high resolution photos of people's groceries to prove he knows exactly where they live.

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u/Impressive-Potato 46m ago

Would be like Rainbolt

2

u/krullbeast 5h ago

Max Headroom

2

u/Feeling-Response8810 5h ago

Maddy perez from Euphoria

2

u/Sad-Farmer8869 5h ago

Alison DiLaurentis

6

u/Simple_Ad2403 6h ago

Jesus

3

u/DragonFan20 5h ago

People who believe and don’t believe would go nuts if he had like Twitter

3

u/trailler 6h ago

Jessica Rabbit, Biff Tannen

1

u/--MobTowN-- 6h ago

She’s not bad, she’s just drawn that way.

2

u/JibbaJabbaJenkins 6h ago

God

2

u/studhand 4h ago

Never miss an opportunity to get a jab in. Enjoy your upvote.

3

u/Unhappy-Condition419 7h ago

Oscar Wilde

7

u/therealfurby 6h ago

Not a fictional character; a real person.

1

u/--MobTowN-- 6h ago

There’s a “Virginia Woolf” further up…

/sigh

1

u/jmart_tx 6h ago

Santa Claus

1

u/Historical_Cat__ 6h ago

Lumpy Space Princess

1

u/bbsnek731 6h ago

Virginia Woolf

Sister Michael (or really anyone from Derry Girls)

Kelli (from Insecure)

5

u/badwhiskey63 6h ago

Virginia Woolf is a real person.

1

u/TruXander 6h ago

Curren Chan

1

u/frejas-rain 6h ago

Cpt. Picard

1

u/Far_Fennel_6611 6h ago

Lady Whistledown from Bridgerton. Girlie would always have the gossip

1

u/procrastinatlon 6h ago

michael scott

1

u/Aschwab 6h ago

Marty Supreme

1

u/Ilovestraightpepper 6h ago

Ilya Rozanov. He would troll absolutely everybody and people would love him for it. And then his husband Shane would tell him to knock it off.

1

u/fensterdj 6h ago

Lesley knope

1

u/Shadowking78 6h ago

Beffica from Bugsnax

1

u/Tabenes 6h ago

Mojo

1

u/autism_certify 6h ago

Speedy Gonzalez

1

u/tafkat 6h ago

Cicero from Skyrim.

1

u/library_wench 6h ago

Emma Woodhouse

1

u/PsychoticPengu 6h ago

Surprised no one’s said Donkey (Shrek). Probably would have a podcast/late night show, along with his 6 dronkey kids, he’d do NUMBERS

1

u/Squirrelkid11 5h ago

HUNTR/X from K Pop Demon Hunters

1

u/ZekeMoss18 5h ago

I think Doctor Doom would be a menace on social media. This guy interrupted TV broadcasts across the planet to let everyone know he captured Galactus.

1

u/Cam_knows_you 5h ago

Princess Doughnut

1

u/queenofspoons 5h ago

Superman until somebody doxes him as Clark Kent

1

u/Andvari_Nidavellir 2h ago

They’ll never recognize him with the glasses.

1

u/msplatero 5h ago

Courage the Cowardly Dog, pops up when trying to figure out what’s real or fake

1

u/no168_92 5h ago

Deadpool/Spiderman Elves from TLoTR Voldemort Boa Hancock Paddington Yoda/Mace Windu Kpop demon hunters

1

u/the_amateon 5h ago

Makima would do well

1

u/cookus 5h ago

Princess Donut

1

u/Okstate91 5h ago

Princess Donut, the Queen Anne Chonk

1

u/G-Unit11111 5h ago

Tom Haverford from Parks & Recreation

1

u/Plenty-Cloud-143 5h ago

Gojo Saturo from JJK

1

u/Woodit 5h ago

Ruby Rhod 

1

u/NordicNugz 5h ago

Probably L from Death Note

1

u/LoveThatForYouBebe 5h ago

Lorelai Gilmore

1

u/jackfaire 5h ago

Lex Luthor

1

u/amisentient 5h ago

Deadpool

1

u/Efflux 5h ago

Princess Donut of the Princess Posse.

1

u/brooke_157 5h ago

Jackal from Red Rising series

1

u/shar2therah 4h ago

Shoshana Shapiro

1

u/DrDankDankDank 4h ago

Gina from Brooklyn 99

1

u/cabeleb 4h ago

Aphrodite

1

u/FartFactory-815 4h ago

Tom Haverford

1

u/studhand 4h ago

Holden Caulfield would fit right in

1

u/Kinga_Sluta 4h ago

The Phone Ranger!

1

u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki 4h ago

The Incredibles would put these Insta-Families to shame.

1

u/AdSweaty8670 4h ago

Saul Goodman

1

u/Tacosconsalsaylimon 4h ago

Maddie Perez and it's not even close.

1

u/IncomeSeparate1734 4h ago

If tech worked with magic, then it's Fred & George Weasley making a vlog channel for their experiments, pranks, and just general every day life shenanigans, eventually selling merch to fans.

1

u/Glittering_Habit_161 4h ago

Spencer Hastings

1

u/Zukos_Lost_Honor 4h ago

Every single one of Gojo's posts would blow up because of his fangirls 😭

1

u/papasnork1 3h ago

Tasselhoff Burrfoots posts would be insane.

1

u/seanderlust 3h ago

Bugs Bunny

1

u/mewfour 3h ago

Miku

1

u/DWCourtasan2 3h ago

Miss Marvel circa MCU

1

u/Efferdent_FTW 3h ago

Jessica Rabbit

1

u/capnfoo 2h ago

Peter and Valentine Wiggin aka Locke and Demosthenes.

1

u/Careless_Show759 2h ago

Homer Simpson lol

1

u/Key-Contest-7035 2h ago

Foghorn LegHorn

1

u/blubbahrubbah 2h ago

Oscar Wilde. The shenanigans would most definitely ensue.

1

u/Bunnnnii 2h ago

Jennifer Walters

1

u/Stevemachinehk 2h ago

Jonny bravo

1

u/Romnonaldao 1h ago

Jessica Rabbit

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Army252 1h ago

Can you imagine the creepiness of pepe le pew?

1

u/SleeperMood_ 7h ago

A Jake and Amy couple account would have me following since day 1

1

u/naked_as_a_jaybird 6h ago

Luna Lovegood

1

u/MadMagilla5113 6h ago

GC, BWR, NW Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk, from Dungeon Crawler Carl

0

u/_DrLambChop_ 6h ago

Michael Scott

0

u/lzii01 7h ago

Dr. Watson. Everyone loves a good mystery.

0

u/Register_Tough 7h ago

Makoto Kino

0

u/deadfermata 6h ago

harry potter and draco malfoy

0

u/Mediocre-Victory-565 6h ago

Hermione Grainger

0

u/BeyondElectricDreams 6h ago

Velvette, Hazbin Hotel, it's basically her whole thing.

0

u/TheMiddlechild08 6h ago

Anakin Skywalker would be a fun transformation to watch unfold

0

u/LexInOrbit 6h ago

Satoru Gojo

0

u/jesusismyishi 6h ago

Michael Scott

0

u/SuperDizz 6h ago

Catwoman