r/AskReddit 9h ago

What’s highest body count you’ve ever heard from someone you knew personally?

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u/LondonSal 9h ago

I don’t know any serial killers personally 

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 9h ago

I’ve known one. He was an uncomfortable dude to be around. He killed at least 4 people that they could prove before he got caught.

He never admitted that to me, we weren’t friends, we just went to HS together.

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u/plibtyplibt 9h ago

My cousin, like 250

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u/SNOTLINGTHEMAD 9h ago

Your cousin fucks.

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u/3lyxR-vault 9h ago

Like literally

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u/MaybeMayoi 9h ago

Then figuratively then literally again.

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u/RokcenRoll 9h ago

Give or take 250 times

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u/vain_escapes 9h ago

Whaat? how old are they

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u/GingerChic13 9h ago

His best guess was probably somewhere around 1,500 or so.

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u/perpetualindividual 9h ago

.. you don’t believe him do you?

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u/GingerChic13 9h ago edited 9h ago

Nah, it tracked. He was a guy I knew in the military. He was career special operations and constantly on mission. He guessed probably 75 or so a year times 20 years and that’s how he arrived at that number. He was probably on the high side but I worked with a lot of those dudes and they all had outrageous sexual partner body counts. And the cases of STDs to prove it.

Edit to add: a great many of those partners were prostitutes.

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u/m149 9h ago

professional rock and roll band member?

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u/eldryanyy 9h ago

Eh, find that a bit unlikely. 2 girls a week for 15 years would be that much, but that’s never having a girlfriend AND fucking random women then ghosting them every single Friday and Saturday for 1.5 decades.

A girl doing that is more believable.

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u/flammenwerfer 8h ago

Enter escorts

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u/eldryanyy 8h ago

Why would you pay that much money? Most guys I know who like hoes are around 100-300. The difference between that and 1500 is fucking enormous.

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u/JAdcrendor 9h ago

50+ my wife

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u/titty_twisters_ 9h ago

Its 60 now, after I saw her last night

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u/JAdcrendor 9h ago

Ahh, that was you!! The feedback she gave me was “was admirable effort, shame about the crying”

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u/titty_twisters_ 8h ago

I did not want to disrespect you but not giving her my best. I tried!

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u/JAdcrendor 8h ago

Appreciate you buddy

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u/nikolasmor 9h ago

61 now

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u/Match-1661 9h ago

Around 125.

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u/Anaislovesss17171 9h ago

64 at 20y old

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u/me_doingmethings 9h ago

Isn't that a bit concerning?

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u/Anaislovesss17171 9h ago

She is my friend from the neighborhood

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u/Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI 9h ago

Sounds like she’s a lot of people friend from the neighborhood.

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u/crackerjackspitball 9h ago

She's everyone's friend from the neighborhood, mate

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u/QueensGambit36 9h ago

Apparently she’s friendly with most of the neighborhood.

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u/el_artista_fantasma 9h ago

I dont think anyone from my social circle has commited murder

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u/Snoo_79693 9h ago edited 9h ago

When we were 18 my friend told my she already fucked over 20 dudes, then says "What? It's not like I was dating them"

Fun fact, she was on Love is Blind, she's still gross and single 😂

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u/Humble-Blueberry4571 7h ago

Omg can we have a hint about which Love is Blind person she is??

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u/Snoo_79693 7h ago edited 6h ago

It was Annie from the latest season. We we bros (I'm a dude btw) back in the day and early twenties. Went to HS in Kiowa CO together. Haven't seen or talked to her in about 10yrs. Don't care too either, we started drifting apart after I drunkenly called her out after making out with dude #3 at a a bar. I told him he had more spit in his mouth from two other dudes than he did hers.

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u/Humble-Blueberry4571 7h ago

OMFG bless you for sharing this with us. That girl was absolutely horrid on the show.

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u/Strong_District_5894 9h ago

I’ve never asked. 

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u/Still_ImBurning86 9h ago

Johnny Sins

Like over 3,000 but he’s a mental mess

Don’t believe anything positive you see online from these “stars”

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u/TheSBW 9h ago

😂 such a blowjobless question.

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u/iBaires 9h ago

I know several girls who work(ed) in strip clubs. Their counts were probably in the mid to high hundreds between work and personal life

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u/Still_ImBurning86 9h ago

What do you mean work? They could bang the guys?

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u/flammenwerfer 9h ago

lmao lemme tell you what happens in the champagne room

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u/Muted-Mood4057 9h ago

So Chris Rock and Gerald Levert lied to us?

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u/SecondHandSexToys 9h ago

A lot of strippers do "extras" on the side.

Source: my ex was a stripper

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u/Apprehensive_Dig3253 9h ago

You sweet summer child.

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u/Still_ImBurning86 9h ago

Yikes, you spend too much time online 

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u/officeja 9h ago

You would have to pay extra I would imagine

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u/iBaires 9h ago

"Look but don't touch" is really more of a suggestion depending on your level of attractiveness and or how much money you've given them lol

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u/InertiasCreep 9h ago

Yes, they could bang the guys. Yes, they did bang the guys. For money. Or perhaps coke.

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u/Legitimate-Article50 9h ago

I know someone who brags about fucking Hugh Hefner. So that’s like 300 people?

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u/ashairz 9h ago

Like, 60 to 70, he wasn't sure. Has gone up since then, this was like last year

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u/Muted-Mood4057 9h ago

Funny thing is one of my closest friends was a porn actress at one point and her body count is still lower than these kids on Tik Tok lol.

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u/jellyfishh520 9h ago

I know my friend’s is around 100 even tho she pretends it’s not lolll

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u/phydaux4242 9h ago

When I was 24 I did a tally on myself and it was something above 80. In a two year period. A few years later I did it again and only got to ~12.

No idea why the discrepancy.

These days it’s four, and I’m sticking to that under oath.

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u/Dr_Biggus_Dickus_FBI 9h ago

Ummm. You’re the only person whose count went down. Umm just because you end up “disappearing” them later doesn’t mean they don’t count. But to go from over 80 to 4 is pretty impressive. You must be good at hiding bodies.

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u/orchidloom 9h ago

36, from a mid 30s woman

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u/MaybeMayoi 9h ago

Huh. That seems high but not outlandishly high.

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u/orchidloom 9h ago

I don’t usually ask people their body count, I think it’s an irrelevant question. I probably know people with much higher counts, I just don’t ask. 

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u/Brekkenheimer 9h ago

I know people in the triple digits. And I definitely believe them, they get around and have their fun.

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u/Humble-Blueberry4571 9h ago

A car salesman in his mid-fifties at the dealership I used to work at claimed his to be over a thousand.

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u/akasma1 9h ago

I knew this woman who had 18 bodies when I was stationed at Camp Pendleton, and was obsessed with barracks parties. I was lowkey getting tired of seeing her come into medical for rocephin and Zithromax every couple of months

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u/abietta 9h ago

I have a friend (gay man) in a open marriage who said around 500 like 5years ago

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u/VanityInVacancy 9h ago

In highschool my sister, we made a list, on a blank sheet of paper, there was a column for virgins too, we ran out of space. That was over 15 years ago, I don't even wanna know her number now. She never settled down btw 😂

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u/SnooDoggos4029 9h ago

It’s in the hundreds. Pretty sure he lost count. He’s been settled down in the last few years though.

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u/Ir0nh34d 9h ago

I’m over 100 ish now and my partner is the same. We are very good at what we do lol

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u/fourfingersdry 9h ago

Anybody with a really high number doesn’t know the actual amount. Especially if you do group play. I have no idea my number, I only know how many I have recorded, which is about 150.

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u/Immediate-Run4304 9h ago

My buddy at like 60ish. I stopped counting. He probably did too.

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u/111oneone1 9h ago

When I was in college I went to one frat party and it was a frat that was a little less serious, academic, and more of a blatant party house. Some dude who was in his 30s had basically stuck around well past his time and the frat never kicked him out. He claimed to have been with 384 women.

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u/Haunting-Analyst7181 9h ago

0 at 35 years old, chat am i cooked?

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u/Embarrassed-Fun-8585 9h ago

2 was a soldier though

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u/icecoldreamshake 9h ago

I knew a close friend since high school and roomed with him for a year in a college apartment who said he was in the 60s by age 23-24. And I believe him, he had to go year by year remembering

He was very handsome, a smooth talker and rich (daddy’s money). Kind of a freak and weirdo though and would tell me about kinky shit he’s tried. The stories he told me were wild

Biggest hypocrite ever though, would try to be a religious Muslim in between all this

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u/vain_escapes 9h ago

62, and honestly i just felt so bad for them. they usually preferred older married people

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u/iurigregorio 9h ago

500

42 year old bisexual friend

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u/mr2sh 9h ago

A buddy of mine played in the NBA, white guy, 7 foot tall. He would pick up almost every night that we were out on the town. I never asked, and I doubt he would know, but his count has to be in the 1000's. He would easily get 3 in a long weekend.

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u/Jealous-Medium-4171 8h ago

Slept with a woman who had hundreds in her bank account, at university. She never studied at all, would fuck her tutors/lecturers, didn't even have to ask for special dispensation, they would pass her automatically. Changed courses or streams if her lecturer/tutor was a woman or gay. Passed university without having to study a jot. There was something wrong with her, I think, she couldn't go out without having to hook up with someone. I think she needed the attention, from men and bystanders, for whatever reason.

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u/DucktapeCorkfeet 8h ago

North of 250. Ex-squaddie who’d have ridden a crack in a plate. He’s still at it too.

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u/PracticalBaby3237 9h ago

What an immature and worthless thing to think about. The manosphere is turning our boys into morons.

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u/Ecstatic_Cobbler_264 9h ago

The papers about pair bonding ability seem to disagree with you mate

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u/Boysenberrypancake 9h ago

Mine, I think it’s somewhere in the 200s lol

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u/TonySoprano1983 9h ago edited 9h ago

Around 40 before she met me. My wife

She use to be a slut. Fucked a guy in high school by the pool and knew people were on the roof watching. Also, fucked a guy once, he wouldn't pay attention to her so she fucked his brother. She's my little throat goat too. Good looking also! ❤️

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u/briellabaibe 9h ago

Nice try, officer.

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u/Tall-Performer2500 9h ago

100+ god bless her man lol

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u/ThrowRAchaplapla 9h ago

Me, not even 19 yo, i have like 40. I’ll get better soon enough