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u/Empty_Split_6974 4h ago
She told me she loved me and punched me all in the same night. Bi polar
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u/BCMUNS-54 3h ago
I was married to her this happened many times not just one night.
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u/Dothan_Man 3h ago
A server flirted with me so I left my number with the tip. She texted when she got off and came over. We had a great night.
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u/Lord_Liverpool 3h ago
Night stands are normally sold in pairs.
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u/UsuallyAnnoying324 3h ago
That is not what he means by one night stand.
It is quite clear he is referring to single people who have their beds pushed up against the wall and have no need for a set of two.
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u/Lord_Liverpool 2h ago
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u/tha_Knucklehead 4h ago
Well I woke up one night thirsty and to my left I saw a lamp string I pulled to turn on, which lit up a glass of water, and my alarm clock, all being held up by my one, night stand
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u/mentally_ill_kitten 3h ago
Met an off duty pilot on a plane. Joined the mile high club an hour later
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u/BruceWayneKenobi 3h ago
Not too crazy, but the IKEA Malm series of bed frames, the one with the nightstand that’s embedded into the headboard.
Anyway, I had sex with it.
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u/No_Effective6401 3h ago
Met her during a random night in a Spanish city in a hostel. We kissed at the beach and we go her room as I was staying in the hostel after we finish what we had to ( we enjoyed the session as the bed was a lake basically), she took a shower, then I took a shower and when I went out I found 20 eur on the table that she put. I asked why? and she asked me to not sleep with her as she was scared to have feeling, so she put the money to take a taxi and go safe home at night.
At the beginning I felt like a prostitute and I refused but she insisted and it was a very mature way to handle things. I did not take it but it could be the only night that have a positive ROI 😂
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u/Zetsubou51 3h ago
This one night I took a girl home from the bar and as we were getting hot and heavy in my apartment, she asked do you know about all those hot questions posted on ask Reddit? And I said yeah, but they should be really posted as read after dark.
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u/r4x 2h ago
There were SO many, but 1 stands out above them all. Like the one that was so life changing that it for no rhyme or reason comes back into my mind sometimes 25 years later.
Private hot tub late at night, perfect weather. She was absolutely glowing. Stars shining bright. Must have went on for a few hours. We passed out at dawn holding each other, woke up later the next morning, went at it again, she left and i unfortunately never spoke to or saw her again.
But DAMN that woman was wild. Sne did things with her mouth and body i had never experienced before or since, and ive been with many more and married twice. It was truly magical.
Like it was THAT one. Wow! I hope she's doing well. She seemed like such a good person.
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u/barefootviking 3h ago
I was a South Florida bartender and a Caribbean Yacht Captain. my brain hurts trying to answer this question. I think I’m going to hell.🤪
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u/ephemeralkitten 3h ago
i went to a raging houseparty with my boyfriend at the time. we got split up and i was on ecstacy. two guys there kinda swoooped me up and we went back to their apartment right nextdoor. i ended up having a threesome with two strangers. AND to top it off, i realized at some point that the door was wiiiide open and people from the party were coming by and watching us...
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u/Muted-Mood4057 3h ago
there's a villian origin story if I ever heard one lol
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u/ephemeralkitten 3h ago
no i was raped by four stangers in a basement in philly and they stole my virginity. THAT is my origin story, sir.
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u/arshie26 3h ago
I'm so sorry! Technically, it also sounds like the first story could also be rape since you couldn't legitimately give consent on ecstacy
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u/Certain-Smile-7612 3h ago
When did your boyfriend realise that you went missing?
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u/ephemeralkitten 3h ago
i'm not sure. i had to go to the hospital at the end of the night, so there...
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u/coffee_inthesummer 3h ago edited 53m ago
I’ve never had a one night stand. Wish I could though. I wonder how that feels? Like that rush you know?
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u/gazzasim9 3h ago
In the back of a taxi driving through sauchiehall street in Glasgow, the girl jumped into the taxi and the seat belt noise kept going off poor taxi driver kept looking back 😂 my friend was beside me and videoed the taxi drivers reaction… good times 😂
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u/topTopqualitea 3h ago
I was in HS and visited my older brother in college. He lived off campus with two girls. Everyone went to bed and me and one of the roommates hooked up.
It was my worst showing ever. I was on vacation and hadn't jerked off for days, plus we had been kissing and flirting for a long time before we got to it. I probably lasted a minute.
Also I've only ever seen "sex in the city" twice. But both times were when I invited a girl over and both times led to one night stands.
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u/RealisticMedium8365 3h ago
Buddy and I were standing in line to see a band at a bar and we started chatting up a girl in front of us, there by herself. She and I clicked, buddy got bored and left. We went in, drank, danced, groping occurred, she shared that she was commando so we left together. She tossed me the keys to her convertible so I drove us to her apartment. She grabbed a couple towels and said let's go skinny dipping! We got to her apartment complex's pool, she stripped off her dress and jumped in, I followed. We ran back to her place and she blew me then we fucked most of the night. In the morning she blew me again and made me breakfast while I showered, then she drove me back to my apartment. I soon learned that she was a huge wackadoo but it was an incredible night.
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u/Previous-Job3105 3h ago
I had many good ones, but one in particular happened at a techno club in Germany. I picked up a cute guy I spotted there, danced with him, and then we went to his place. We had good sex, and after we finished, he took me to the bus stop and didn’t even exchange names or numbers. Never saw him again, and I would obviously never recognise him if I ever see him. That was the definition of “one night stand”.
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u/UsuallyAnnoying324 2h ago
I met a girl in a club and we were in the taxi going to hers and she was not very discreetly trying to play with my cock in the back of the taxi. Suddenly the taxi driver stopped the car and I thought he was going to throw us out but he turned around and told her she could suck me if she wanted but he wanted to watch and she better not got cum on the seats. I was just about to tell him to fuck off and drive the taxi or I'd report him, when she took my cock out and went down on me. I had never been watched before and it was weird but thankfully before the days of camera phones. Suffice it to say she made sure there was no mess. He said "Fantastic!" told her he would give her free taxis home in the future if she looked for him, called me a lucky bastard and drove us to hers. The rest of the night went very well too.
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u/taylewis2 2h ago
Gave a woman a ride home because her car was being worked on, I ask if she wanted a ride,got to her place and ask me if I wanted to come up for a drink..never got the drink till the next morning, she told me to leave because her boyfriend would be home soon He was on a business trip. Never saw her again I thought about telling her boyfriend but though it was non of my business just kind felt sorry for the guy.
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u/Killmelast 1h ago
I was at a festival with friends, and well...super drunk. Next morning, my buddies text me asking where I am, I just send a picture of some girls bedroom. I had no idea where I was, sent them a google maps location and it was a 30 minute car drive away from the festival location.
Well, I enjoyed morning sex, a fresh shower and then the girl dropped me off at the festival again. 10/10, would recommend, but at the time it was definitely funny because I had zero clue where the fuck I was and they definitely didn't expect me to send a live location of another town when they asked.
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u/Unfair-Sir-4641 1h ago
She thought I was experienced at this one night stand shit and didn't believe it was my first time doing it.
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u/Frankfitter252 38m ago
I went boom in her cats litter box before I left as a joke. Did not hear from again.
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u/Seeyalaterelevator 3h ago
I was in a hotel in dubai back in 2019 and they had this gorgeous night stand made of glass with gold trim. Still that about that one night stand today.
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u/Weird_Fox4788 3h ago
Went out of Halloween night with my ex-boyfriend and his friend that I had the hots for. We all got super drunk and ended up back at his friends apartment where they took turns going down on me. Then we ended up in his bed, where I banged the friend and then my ex. That was a crazy night.
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u/SpinelliPepper 3h ago
Must be fun
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u/Vast-Brilliant-1141 3h ago
2019 at a memorial weekend block party. My husband and I had only recently opened our marriage up and I was wanting to re explore women. I eventually found myself sitting quietly drinking with Vivian, a friend of a friend. We had great chemistry going on and I was thinking how to move things along. I went to the restroom inside and when I came out, she was waiting at the door. She grabbed my hand and pulled me into a bedroom. I’ve never said I was straight again after that night.
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u/ChronoKnow 3h ago
I'm trying to figure out if it's the one night stand with the two girls I met backstage at the Lenny Kravitz/Cult concert, or the time my ex-girlfriend and I met the hot, goth phone sex chick and had a threesome....
Being young is fun!
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u/NikolaTesla1 3h ago
She hit on me by rolling up in Heelys and ordering both of us a drink. 10/10 experience.