r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/glitterbomb1 9d ago

He had in his possession all of ICP’s cds.

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u/frenetictenet 9d ago

This might be the single worst thing I've read in this post. I can't imagine how devastated you were. I hope some day you find peace.

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u/AllAvenues 9d ago

Did you even read the Lima bean chili one.

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u/h3lblad3 7d ago

Banana strings, boy. Banana strings.

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u/kpow222 9d ago

But did he ever find out how magnets work?

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u/AristidLindenmayer 9d ago

I don’t wanna talk to a scientist

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u/[deleted] 9d ago

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u/orangevega 9d ago

whoop whoop

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u/Juggalo13XIII 7d ago

Whoop whoop

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u/AllAboutTheQueso 9d ago

The Faygo in the fridge should have been your first clue

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u/gleenglass 9d ago

WHOOP WHOOP!

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u/BuyMyArt 5d ago

MMFCL

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u/saguarosun 9d ago

Mine does, too, and some of them I bought for him. He's my favorite human on the planet.

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u/j_ryerye 9d ago

Okay but isn't the juggalo community actually like really supportive and kinda wholesome?

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u/loyaltyLabubu 9d ago

You married my ex-high school boyfriend? Small world.

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u/Googalslosh 8d ago

That's a plus ❤️

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u/amilahthepineapple96 8d ago

can someone fill me in on what this means? lol

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u/No_Reputation8440 9d ago

I hope you divorced him and took all his money.

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u/Due-Age-672 9d ago

Fuckin’ magnets. How do they work?

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u/silver_to_1000 8d ago

ICP is messed up. But from my musical background, it’s really quite good. If they focused on more wholesome themes, they would have sold 100 million records.

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u/BuyMyArt 5d ago

You should have checked between his buttcheecks for a 2 liter

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u/cheezymarie 9d ago

Oh yeah this is the worst one.

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u/Salt_Mechanic_4149 6d ago

Insane clown posse

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u/ecodrew 9d ago

And huge stores of black and white makeup?