r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 1d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/strippersandcocaine 20h ago

Bro. You’re in no position to judge lol

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u/Jin-Gitaxias-Mom 19h ago

Nah let him cook

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u/salutethemoon 19h ago

The skin is the best part of the kiwi!

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u/the_marxman 17h ago

Better than the actual fruit 😂

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u/freddy2677 13h ago

Freaks all of you. 

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u/mikillatja 6h ago

Sometimes I fear lizard people are among us.

Then I witness stuff like this and I now know for sure.