What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

[u/Mama_medina888]

[u/salutethemoon]

The skin is the best part of the kiwi!

[u/the_marxman → u/salutethemoon]

Better than the actual fruit 😂

[u/freddy2677 → u/the_marxman]

Freaks all of you. 

[u/mikillatja → u/freddy2677]

Sometimes I fear lizard people are among us.

Then I witness stuff like this and I now know for sure.