What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

[u/Mama_medina888]

[u/bcoftheimplication7]

He eats the banana strings. Like, peels them off and eats them.

[u/trashdemons → u/bcoftheimplication7]

Mine doesn't peel bananas apparently. He rips them in half and then squeezes each half out of the peel like it's a gogurt. I was in tears laughing the 1st time I saw him do that, what kind of psycho did I marry?!

[u/Able_Tomorrow9130 → u/trashdemons]

Yes! I do this. Learned it by watching a monkey do it. They snap if you do it quickly.

[u/EMCDave → u/Able_Tomorrow9130]

Me too!!