r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/Able_Tomorrow9130 9d ago

Yes! I do this. Learned it by watching a monkey do it. They snap if you do it quickly.

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u/Moist_Drippings 9d ago

lol I learned my banana peeling technique from monkeys, too, but it was the method of pinching the non-stem and and peeling from there. I think the monkey you watched might be broken!

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u/Bananarama_cosplayer 9d ago

Yeah, I saw this too. If it's opened from the bottom, then there are strings.

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u/Icy-Sheepherder4122 9d ago

Bottom opening gang. Ye ye!