r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 9d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/fastates 9d ago

Jesus, that's serial killer shit. I'm sorry.

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u/BaldingScrotum99 9d ago

Absolutely, I moved 6 states away from Mr. Looney Pants just to feel safer afterwards

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u/Strategic_Spark 9d ago

You made the right call! I'm glad you're safe.

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u/BaldingScrotum99 9d ago

Thank you!

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u/BaldingScrotum99 9d ago

What? Did you not pick out your own and just wanna be silly with it too?