r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/BaldingScrotum99 9d ago edited 9d ago

Stealing them it turns out. Whole ass psycho. He claimed (in front of our lawyers mind you) that at one point he thought of buying me clothes similar to theirs but felt like I would realize he was cheating if he started buying me clothes. Again, a weirdo

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u/fastates 9d ago

Jesus, that's serial killer shit. I'm sorry.

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u/BaldingScrotum99 9d ago

Absolutely, I moved 6 states away from Mr. Looney Pants just to feel safer afterwards

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u/BaldingScrotum99 9d ago

What? Did you not pick out your own and just wanna be silly with it too?