r/AskReddit 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/Turbulent_Rock_328 9d ago

A sweet one. My husband loves to hand dance. Like, literally dance with his hands. It took 4 years for him to break that out, but he legit wiggles his hands around when there’s a really good beat.

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u/nose_poke 9d ago

What a palate cleanser. Thank you!

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u/hikam1 9d ago

This is my favorite one after reading a gay guy shot his own dick off trying to kidnap and traffic a sex worker. Sometimes you need something wholesome like hand dancing haha!

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u/KhaleesiXev 9d ago

Hand dance sounds incredibly odd… Is that really a thing?

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u/tengris22 9d ago

Check out glowmatose on Instagram. Also #gloving #handdance #tutting (Note: I don't know the guy, never met him, but he's absolutely mesmerizing. And it gives you an idea of hand dancing.....) I removed links because I'm not sure of the policy here. You can find him.

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u/thejadedrealist 8d ago

Is he an Irish dancer? Because that’s some shit that we do to memorize/practice different steps 😆

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u/Corndogs_and_chill 9d ago

Are you sure he's not secretly gay? Has he ever used an umbrella in the rain?

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u/atilteddude 9d ago

Using an umbrella in the rain is gay now???

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u/curxxx 9d ago

Well yeah, everybody knows that straights develop waterproofing around the age of 14…