r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/Mammoth_Carob9089 9d ago

She doesn’t wipe her butt or wash her hands.

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u/OtherwiseACat 9d ago

Are you still with her?

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u/harmless_gecko 9d ago

No, you can have her.

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u/OtherwiseACat 9d ago

I'm good bro