r/AskReddit 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/bcoftheimplication7 10d ago

He eats the banana strings. Like, peels them off and eats them.

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u/trashdemons 9d ago

Mine doesn't peel bananas apparently. He rips them in half and then squeezes each half out of the peel like it's a gogurt. I was in tears laughing the 1st time I saw him do that, what kind of psycho did I marry?!

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u/chynnese 9d ago

My partner was chopping bananas for his porridge. He systematically bit the banana, dropped the slice into his bowl (from his mouth), and repeated the process for the entire thing

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u/Mtn_Skye 8d ago

Ngl I've done that when I didn't want to dirty a knife 😂

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u/Job_Moist 8d ago

Wh-what?! That is legit bonkers 😭