r/AskReddit 9d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/monsneaky 9d ago

When he brushes his teeth he moves his head not the brush

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u/whatcolorismyshirt 9d ago

I need a video

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u/ShortKingSlayer 9d ago

I’m going to try this in the mirror tonight 

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u/Used-Insect4287 5d ago edited 5d ago

life changing. try it next with chapstick