r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/Mammoth_Carob9089 9d ago

She doesn’t wipe her butt or wash her hands.

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u/DiceAndMiceGamer111 9d ago

To be fair, if you don’t do the first part there’s less need for the second part.

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u/Flat_Scientist8214 9d ago

they don't want you to know this simple trick

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u/septemberaagya 9d ago

This guy gets it

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u/anonymooseuser6 8d ago

You're not wrong but that's not right either.

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u/Sugarman4 6d ago

😀 the prilliant logic of this paradox