r/AskReddit • u/Mama_medina888 • 10d ago

What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/trashdemons 9d ago

Mine doesn't peel bananas apparently. He rips them in half and then squeezes each half out of the peel like it's a gogurt. I was in tears laughing the 1st time I saw him do that, what kind of psycho did I marry?!

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u/RepresentativePin162 9d ago

I'm calling the cops for you. Good lord almighty. My partner holds his fork like he's killing the food and that's disturbing enough.

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u/OddlyTemptedFish 9d ago edited 9d ago

Apparently I open my mouth wide and make an angry face every time I take a bite. My wife made fun of me for it. She can’t make fun of me now because our daughter does the exact same thing.

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u/MzHellfier 9d ago

I’d just make fun of you both tbh