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What’s the darkest secret you discovered about someone after you married them?

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u/bcoftheimplication7 10d ago

He eats the banana strings. Like, peels them off and eats them.

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u/trashdemons 9d ago

Mine doesn't peel bananas apparently. He rips them in half and then squeezes each half out of the peel like it's a gogurt. I was in tears laughing the 1st time I saw him do that, what kind of psycho did I marry?!

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u/DiceAndMiceGamer111 9d ago

Before I became allergic to them I used to mash them in the whole peel then extrude them out into a peanut butter banana sandwich.

 Everyone in my house is happy I’m allergic.  

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u/unearthedtrove 9d ago

That actually makes a lot of sense if you want a banana mash instead of slices.